*landon*
After getting caught fucking, Kait and I went to go to get something to eat. She picked mozzarella sticks because it reminded her of dicks, and I chose chicken because I like chicken.
After she took her first bite, she spit it out.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Um, Landon, what's this?"
She handed me her mozzarella stick and I looked inside of it (that's what she said).
"What the fuck? That's a finger!" I yelled across the room. "This food is contaminated!"
Everybody immediately pushed their plates away and started screaming. All of a sudden, the screaming stopped.
"Ew, he puked," some girl said.
Bleugh.
Puke.
Bleugh.
More puke.
Bleugh.
Every single fucking person is throwing up! Shit!
This bat mitzvah is trash.
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I sat in the palace, watching Kait text on her phone. I was bored!
"Kait?" I asked.
"Hmm?" she relied.
"Want to go to the mall?"
She popped up faster than her pussy gets popping.
She quickly slipped on her flip flops that say "Big Booty Hoe" on them and stood next to me.
I'm ready to buy this bitch some lingerie.
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*kait*
Landon decided to take me shopping.
Our first stop was Victoria's Secret, his personal favorite.
"Sir, I mean ma'am," he started,"is there any lingerie that can stay on during sex?"
"Excuse me?" the cashier said.
"Like, is there lingerie with a hole where you can put the dick? And I would need one with a really big dick hole if you have it."
"I - I'm afraid I don't understand..." the cashier said.
Landon rolled his eyes. "Do you have lingerie where there is a hole at the vagina area?" he screamed, grabbing many people's attention.
The cashier ran away and we were forced to find a pair of lingerie that didn't have a fucking hole.
Oh, well.
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Once Landon and I got home, we decided to try out the new black lingerie we got.
He started fucking me when I suddenly began to feel sick.
"Landon, I-"
I threw up.
"Hold on, you can go to the bathroom in a minute. I'm about to come!"
Oh, no.
Every time he pushed into me, more puke came out. It was like a chain reaction.
All of a sudden, I heard another bleugh. It wasn't me.
EW! FUCK! THIS HOE ASS BITCH JUST PUKED ON MY VAGINA. OH FUCK YOU! (Already done.)
"Oops..." he said.
Note to self: next time every single fucking person at a little girl's bat mitzvah gets food poisoning, don't fuck afterwards.
Shit.
