*landon*
The poor priest had to gouge his eyes out because of what he saw.
Now they need a new priest.
I sat in my throne.
The maid sighed and looked up at me.
"The royal penis is clean, your highness," she said.
I looked down. The tip was shining, the shaft looked squeaky clean, and my balls looked good as new.
I have one fine ass dick!
Kaitlyn was complaining that she was hungry, and one of the guards suggested we go for hibachi.
So, we did!
We were guided to a table that had five people sitting at it already. I looked to the left. There was a family of four: a mom, a dad, and two daughters. Two very, very, ugly daughters. To the right sat one of Kaitlyn's teachers, whose name I think is Joanne Vagingo.
This was our first time at one of these hibachi restaurants, and I've heard that they throw food at you here. So, I decided to join the fun with Kaitlyn by tossing her salad. (A/N if you don't get the joke look it up on urban dictionary... LMAO... DICtionary...)
Mrs. Vagingo scoffed and ran out of the restaurant.
Oh, well.
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*kaitlyn*
Shit.
"Landon...?"
"Yes, bitch?"
"Im pregnant."
Landon grabbed the keys to his Bugatti and slapped my ass.
We drove to a new abortion center that just recently opened.
We were greeted by a strange looking man who had to be in his 50s or 60s.
Ew.
He greeted us and asked what happened, when we had sex, when I found out I was pregnant, and all that other shit.
"Hey, aren't you the king and queen?" the abortionist asked.
"That's us!" Landon smiled.
The man made me change into a robe and had me lay down with my knees up. He brought out a tube and explained what would be happening.
But I still didn't really get it.
He plunged the tube inside of me and Landon got a boner while I came into the tube.
I started laughing, but immediately stopped as soon as I felt the tube start sucking.
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*landon*
Later in the car Kait started crying. I leaned over and fondled her boobs,
"Ayoo bitch why are you crying?"
"Well I'm almost at the age where I am suitable to be a mother and I was thinking, if it was our daughter it could've had big tits, or a son, he could've had a monstrous dick!"
She started bawling.
To cheer her up, I stuck my hand up her skirt and fingered her. She giggled.
Because I only had one hand on the wheel, we almost swirled into an SUV full of little kids. The mom rolled down the window and yelled, "Watch where you're going asshole!" Kait stuck up her middle finger.
"Aye, we're fuckin' here!" She laughed so hard she snorted.
