*landon*
I couldn't believe it.
"We're having a baby?"
"Yeah!" Kait laughed, smiling.
"Fuck! We're having a baby! It'll have a monstrous dick or huge tits!"
"I know!" Kait said.
Holy fuck!
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*kait*
I'm pregnant.
Holy shit.
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We began getting necessary things for the baby, but we didn't start building its nursery because we don't know if it's a girl or boy.
I'm so fucking excited.
The only thing is, Landon and I are going to have to stop going on so many adventures.
In fact, we're going to have to stop completely if we want to be responsible parents.
Because of my pregnancy, Landon wanted to do something nice for me. So, he brought me shopping. Of course, we went to Victoria's Secret. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a sign that wasn't there before.
Landon noticed it before me.
"THEY FINALLY GOT LINGERIE WITH DICK HOLES!" he screamed.
Him and I both started screaming and we got up on one of the underwear tables and started dancing on it.
"Excuse me, ma'am and sir, I'm going to have to ask you to get down," a worker said.
Landon and I stopped dancing and got down.
"Dickwad," I muttered while I walked past him.
"Excuse me?" he said.
"Dickwad. D, I, C, K, W, A, D, dickwad," I said to clarify it.
"Martha," he said into his walky-talky,"please escort these two sons of bitches."
Then we were kicked out of the store.
The fuck?
