*landon*
Remember those kids that walked in on us fucking in the bathroom at that bitch's bat mitzvah? Yeah, well, the little shit that got a boner killed himself because he saw us. The fuck?
We were invited to his funeral and it was today.
When we got there, they were letting everyone pay their respects to his tiny dick.
When Kait and I got up there, I made a joke about how his tiny little boner was still visible in his pants.
We started hysterically laughing.
I uncontrollably laughed and Kait pushed me.
I fell into the casket: mouth to dick.
*kait*
Landon is trying to push himself out of the casket and is failing.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S SUCKING THE LITTLE FUCKER'S TINY ASS MOTHER FUCKING DICK!
AhahhahahahahahhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHGHGHHHH!
Everybody's attention turned to him.
Two men rushed over to help him out.
Finally, they pulled him out and I noticed the tiny wet mark on the kid's pants. Did he cum?
We were escorted out of the funeral home and now, we can't ever come back because it was apparently a "violation of a dead person's personal space."
I mean, what the fuck?
We drove home in the big blue Bugatti.
"Landon, can you turn the lights on?"
"Of course, hoe," he replied.
He turned on the lights on the side of the car that say "Big Booty Hoe" and at that moment, I was satisfied.
I would be more satisfied if we fucked, though.
"I just farted."
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A/N sorry for the really short chapter! The next chapter will be REALLY long though! We don't really have the time to write that much. By the way, we also don't have a great budget. We are writing this story with not a lot of money available for props and sex lessons, and Monopoly money is all we live off of hiplikewill <credit|
Peace
