*kaitlyn*
Landon and I decided that we wanted to be famous.
What better way than starting on "Sex Sent Me To the ER"?
We called the producers of the show and invited them to our palace. Without words we started fucking and doing kinky shit to get hurt. Langdon donkey punched me so hard that my anus started bleeding. It hurt, but it's worth it to be on TV for my best talent.
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After getting famous, Landon and I were worn out, so we decided to go on a camping trip.
We were going hiking, and at the top of Mt. Everest, we decided to fuck.
It was all going well until my pussy started to drip. Landon got stuck inside of me! We were stuck! There was nothing we could to to get out. His dick was frozen inside of me, since it's like -3884820298458829100284 degrees on the top of Mt. Everest. Then all of a sudden, there was an avalanche! We started rolling down the mountain, dick in pussy.
When we reached the bottom, we were screaming in agony. Landon called 911 and then the paramedics, police, emergency vehicles, and fire department came.
"This might hurt a little," one said before picking up a lighter and a spoon.
"No!" I screamed,"You'll ruin Landon's ten inch dick!"
The paramedic bitch ass fucking dick cunt little bitch took the lighter and stuck it in my vagina and turned it on. Immediately, Landon and I screamed because of the pain.
Eventually, Landon's dick came out fine and still ten inches, maybe more.
"Um, will this ruin our fucking lives?" I asked.
"Don't worry, no," said the paramedic,"but I have one question for you."
"Shoot," Landon encouraged.
"Why in the fucking world were you fucking each other at the top of a fucking mountain?"
And then I came.
