*landon*
Kait and I decided to go to a concert. We ordered the slaves - I mean butlers - to drive us to one. They decided to surprise us.
They ended up bringing us to a Queen concert, even though one of them is dead. That makes his singing even better!
They started by singing "Bohemian Rhapsody," and Freddy Mercury sounded like lemonade on a hot summer day - incredible.
It almost made he forget he has - had - aids.
After a few songs, Brian May whipped out his 4 inch dick and started jacking off. After cumming in quite a few audience members, he played his incredible guitar solo with his dick.
It was amazing!
BEST.
GUITAR SOLO.
EVERRR!
Kait and I were amazed.
Then, Freddie Mercury allowed three lucky people to come up on stage.
Guess who they were!
It was me, Kait, and a fairly large 40 year old woman.
We ended up having a sevensome with Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, John Deacon, the woman, Kait, and me.
BEST.
NIGHT.
EVERRR!
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*kait*
I was always stuck in the castle, and after our sevensome at the Queen concert, I was hungry for more.
Landon and I started going out and finding horny pedophiles to have fun with.
But after we fucked everybody near us, we still wanted more. So I decided to make a MovieStarPlanet - we were stars, after all, from "Sex Sent Me to the ER."
Username? Bitchassyas.
Password? Fuckmedaddy
Look? Big booty hoe-ish
And done!
Once my incredible account was made, I started to play around and find more people to fuck.
BEST.
IDEA.
EVERRR!
