*landon*
The court jester requested some holy water because of the scene a few days earlier, so Kaitlyn and I had to go to church.
When we arrived, the priest started saying boring ass shitty shit and we got bored.
We decided to go outside and fuck, like always.
When we got outside, there were stupid ass holy ass people in the parking lot, so we had to wait for them to get their lazy asses into the building.
Finally, after 696.9 seconds, there was nobody left in the parking lot.
"Ready?" I asked Kait.
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*kaitlyn*
I've never fucked in a parking lot before!
Or next to a church!
Landon began going down on me and I was so wet.
"Fuck me Daddy," I said.
"What did you call me?" he said to me angrily.
"Daddy...?"
His lips turned to a smile that I haven't seen on him in years.
"Good," he started, "you big titted big booty hoe."
He began fucking me when the church bells rang.
Landon didn't stop.
His 10 inch dick kept slamming into me when we heard the door begin to creak open.
We looked up and saw many church-go-ers waking out, fixing their eyes on us.
A little boy and his mother walked out, and the lady ran back in the church.
She came back out with a giant glass bowl.
She poured all of the holy water on herself and her son.
That was ours!
Someone brought out cross and held it up to us. It was the priest. "PULL OUT!" He said, "IMMEDIATELY!"
Langdon sighed, "it doesn't work."
I looked up, "I've had 6 abortions."
