*landon*
It was Kait's birthday, and it was my goal to get her the best birthday gifts possible.
"Kait?"
She walked down the palace steps, looking sexy as ever.
"Happy birthday, bitch!"
"Awh thanks, daddy!"
She sat down next to me with the biggest smile. Just not as big as when we're fucking...
"Ready to open presents?"
"Fuck yeah!" she smiled.
I handed her the first one.
Kait slowly unwrapped the paper revealing that grand and beautiful Tiffany's bracelet. A glimpse of a diamond sparkling caught her eye. It was a replica of my penis in a charm form. You could tell it was an exact replica because of the lopsided balls.
She leaned over and kissed me. It was everything she wanted.
Her parents sat in the corner of the room. Her father seemed disgusted while mother seemed jealous. "Gerald, why can't I get presents like these? You always get me fucking cook books!" She stammered away and helped Kait admire her bracelet. "Kaitlyn darling, it's a big one!" she said referring to the penis, not the diamond size.
"Sure is," Kait replied.
Kait opened the second present.
"It's a dildo!" she screamed, tracing her fingers over the 12 inches of soft plastic.
There were still 6 presents left.
She opened one that had to be refrigerated. She ripped off the paper, which revealed a sealed box. She used her clit to get through the tape, then she opened the box.
"Cum drops," she said,"I LOVE these!"
She gave me a long, tight hug. This gave her an opportunity, which she used, to palm me through my pants. I came almost instantly.
The next gift was another small one. She opened the box which had a pair of real handcuffs.
The next box had a white skimpy dress in it, with another box to go with it that had shoes in it.
There were two gifts left.
I handed her one covered in a pink wrapping paper. She opened it, and out came the baby!
Just kidding.
She took out the gift, which was a set of different sex tools, including a vibrator with 10 different settings, two dildos, a tiny vibrator, and 3 bottles of lube. I got it from the sex store down the street. We are the star customers!
Kait was so excited! She looked around the room and was disappointed to see that there were no more wrapped gifts.
However, there was, actually, one more.
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*kaitlyn*
"There's still one more, bitch," Landon told me.
I popped out of my seat.
My parents and I followed Landon out of the palace and towards the front yard. Landon covered my eyes. "No peeking," he said.
I had no idea where we were going.
"Okay," Landon said,"we're here."
He uncovered my eyes. I looked around and noticed that we were on our driveway.
I looked up.
In front of me was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.
It was another Bugatti, one shade lighter than Landon's.
I took a walk around the car, and what was on the passenger side doors is what made the gift whole.
On the side, there were neon light up letters that spelled out,"Big Dick Douche," which was referring to Landon whenever he was sitting in the passenger side.
"Landon," I turned around,"I absolutely love it!"
"I'm glad," he said and smiled.
"But, I have something to tell you..." I said.
"What is it?" he asked.
"I'm pregnant again."
