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I liked it there. Clear skies. Not a sound. Well, that's the same as everywhere... So I was just getting this thing called a tan. Blitzen wouldn't stop going on about it, but yes, sadly he couldn't get one. Meh, I still love hi-
NO!
Anyway, guess what ruined it? Yeah. Pigeons. You know, I thought we'd had enough pigeon problems but some just decided to come over and turn into eagles and other assorted birds of prey. As you do...
Blitz and me were just chilling, and Samirah was off on another break. How much did she get paid, because she spends 90% of her time on holidays hanging with Blitzen, Magnus, and me. Magnus calls us the 'crew'. I call him crazy.
So we were just having a look at an 'interesting' monument when the general pigeon-cross-eagle came over. Which I must say was unexpected. But what was more unexpected was that he went and bought a burrito.
A burrito.
A pigioneagle bought a burrito.
And then, yes you guessed it, he gave me the burrito in exchange for Samirah.
Blitzen's face was slack from shock, but I couldn't blame him, so I got my staff from this new case for it, because the glamor doesn't always work well, and set a tracking spell on Samirah. With the help of a trusty map we found that she'd been taken to...
Egypt?

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