Adopted by The Sidemen ↠The Sidemen

Chapter 21

Alex POV
I was currently sitting on a chair, in the middle of the ping pong table room with trash bags on the floor. I definitely wish I wasnt though. Here let me explain,

~Earlier that day~

"Alex can you come here please!" I heard Josh yell fron downstairs.

"COMING!" I yelled as I ran down the stairs. "Yeah?" I asked jumping onto the couch.

"So, we have this tradition in the Sidemen, and we were wondering if you wanted to do it as the first ever Sidekid?" Harry explained. He and Tobi were over to do a video. I dont know what or if they recorded it yet though cause I just stayed in the attic playing GTA with Matthew and Karim.

"Um..... Okay." I said not knowing what it was. I dont really watch the guys videos since i was still new to the whole Youtube thing.

"Great! Come on!" Tobi said getting up. I got up also and followed him.

"Just sit here." He said and pointed to a chair in the middle of the room with trash bags around it on the floor.

So i did as he said, god i wish I didnt though.

~Flashback over~

"Hey guys and welcome to the patients test! But im not going to be doing that, Alex will!" Josh said doing his intro.

"For those of you who dont know what the patients test is, basically, Alex will be sitting in that chair while we all do things to her, no stop thinking that! Thats gross she's 11. And her goal is to not stand up." he explained.

"Wait.... What..... i didnt know that!" I said.

"Well to late you're in the chair already. Have fun!" Vikk said and left to the kitchen with the rest of the guys.

I just sat there and waited. About 2 minutes later Vikk came in with a bucket.

"You might need this in case you throw up." with that he left.

That just got me really nervous. The guys know what I hate, and I have a feeling they'll be putting them on my head.

While I was waiting I decided to put on my contact so I dont have to deal with my glasses.

Another 3 minutes later they were ready. It started with the normal JJ pouring milk all over me.

"Because you are now a Sidekid, you get a meat hat." Josh said as Simon put whipped cream on my head and Josh put ham on top of it.

"Nice.... Thank you i really appreciate it." I said in defeat. They all just laughed at me.

Orange juice, water, expired yogurt, eggs, and a fish named tom, later, i was still in the chair.

Then they brought out a bowl. I didnt know what was in it though cause I couldnt see it.

"What is that?!" I exclaimed worried. That was when it was close enough that i could smell it, that i knew what it was.

My eyes widened.

"What is it Alex?" Josh said putting the bowl under my nose. I pressed my lips together not wanting it to get into my mouth.

Everyone laughed at me.

It was,  mushed bananas and corn mized together.

I know you're thinking its not that bad, but you see, when I tried banana and corn i instantly hated it.

Josh poured it on my head, making me feel even more defeated.

"She's so sad Josh! Look what you did!" Harry said. Everyone once again laughed.

Even with the 2 most hated things on my head, i still sat in the chair.

"Guys she wont move! We might have to use the final thing." JJ said.

"Well ask her if she knows it first! She's an 11 year old for fucks sake!" Tobi exclaimed.

"Alex, do you know what this is?" JJ asked pulling a comdom.

"WHAT THE HELL! THAT'S A BLOODY CONDOM!" I yelled. They all laughed.

"How do you know what it is!?" Vikk asked while laughing.

"Well we found 4 condoms on our school playground and someone told me what it was and used for when we found the first one. Someone also put them all on a tree! We call it the condom tree! Its actually quite funny when we see the year 8 and 9 students reactions when they see it." I chuckled. (True story 😂😂 there are condoms every where on our playground and my friend hangs them on a tree! 😂😂 my school's crap) the guys burst out laughing.

After everyone was done laughing, JJ started to attemt to put the condom on my head.

"Josh, can I have permission to curse right now?" I asked as JJ continued to try.

"Um..... Okay." He said after thinking about it.

"JJ IM NOT YOUR FUCKING DICK!! DONT USE THE CONDOM ON MY FUCKING HEAD!! USE IT WHEN YOU FUCK SOME CHICK CAUSE LAST TIME I WALKED IN ON YOU I DID NOT SEE A FUCKING CONDOM!FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!" I yelled as I got off the chair and started to walk upstairs to my shower.

I heard the guys start to laugh and Josh doing his outro.

It feels good to yell at JJ

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Hey all you awesome sauce readers!

So its been awhile since a chapter went up aye?

Sorry about that, i've been busy with school cause I have two projects due next week so yeah......

I really dont have much else to say really so,

Thats all for today, hope you enjoyed, if you did,

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~Joie out 😘💜💜