Adopted by The Sidemen ↠The Sidemen

Chaptet 39

May 28, 2017

Alex POV

"....... Before we get into it we have an announcement to make!" Simon said doing his intro. "Alex! Would you like to tell them the announcement?" he continued making everyone look at me.

"Yeah sure! The announcement is Simon's a biatch and so are the rest of the Sidemen." I said with a smirk. Still cant curse though xD

"Nah tell the actual announcement." Ehan laughed.

"That is the actual announcement. And if that's wrong I dont know what it is because I was just woken up, told to change into Sidemen merch, and go downstairs. What the hell are we doing?" I asked. Everyone laughed.

"Well the actual announcement is that WE HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT!" Simon yelled waving his arms in the end. Everyone cheered.

"Wait hold up. Since when?" I asked genuinely confused.

"We started working on it a while back." Vikk answered.

"Ok ok. Hey JJ?" I asked turning towards him. He looked at me.

"Please tell me you'll actually use propper grammer and spelling." I joked. Everyone laughed

"Hey! I will!" he said defensively.

"You better okay! Its not a text conversation okay? Your texts are so hard to read sometimes." I laughed. "Nah but genuinely im proud of you guys." i continued.

"Awwwww." they all said and hugged me.

"Okay okay! Im not proud of you guys anymore" i laughed.

"Aww." they said once again except sad.

I laughed, "Get on with the QnA your fans are waiting."

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"JJ'S HAIR!" I screamed trying to take a guess on what Harry was drawing.

"No!" he screamed.

"Da fauq?" Tobi asked confused.

"JJ'S HAIR UPSIDE DOWN TRYING TO SCORE A GOAL!" I yelled again.

"NO!" Everyone just started to laugh.

"Hey my hair is better looking than that." JJ chuckled pointing at the drawing.

"I dont know what's better." I said starting to think. "Yeah I think the drawing is better." I continued.

"An octopus playing football!" Tobi said randomly.

"Yes."Harry said putting down the marker.

"What the actual fudge Harry?" I asked staring at him.

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"Who has seen the most players in the room naked?" Harry read off.

"3...2....1..." Simom counted down, we all flipped our papers over.

"There's quite a lot of Simons. Oi Alex, you said yourself. Why?!" Ethan asked looking at all of our answers

"When you live with 4 out of 7, you learn how to knock and listen before entering the room." I said. "Oh the memories." I whispered looking down putting my head in my hands.

"All 4 of them?" Tobi asked trying to hold in his laugh.

"Nope 5." I answered.

"Who's the other?" Harry asked.

"You Harold. Some fudger at school sent me a pic of your balls through Snapchat!" I exclaimed. That's when everyone burst out laughing.