Under Edd's Hat

New Years

A/N; Hey, Guys! I'm back! Sorry, I've been suoer busy and a lottle stuck. But it's back! Oh, and Sy is NOT my Oc, it is Sybrann's. And Ang is DevynnMoore Oc. And if course, Nat belongs to C2ndy2C1d and Rave belings to asphy. I think. And Arvilla is my OC!! I do nit own the EEne. Only my story plot. And Arvilla. Yeah. I think I did that right. Vite and review and lemme know whatchya think! Thanks :3 Oh. And Amber is.... well, Amber. She doesn't really belong to anybody. Besides Arvilla. ;D
Edd sat talking to Arvilla, talking to each other about their New Year's Resolutions. She squealed as she received another text, her legs kicking in the air as she responded.
"What's your new year's resolution, Edd?" "To stay alive."
She pouted and sat up.
"You asshat. I almost forgot. Your hair is growing back! You don't look as sickly."
Edd chuckled as he crawled over to her and sat on her lap.
"Unfortunately I will look worse in 2 days when I start this new treatment. Who are you texting?"
Arvilla blushed and held the phone above their heads with both hands.
"The cookie lady. We're gonna throw a little shindig tonight to celebrate the New Year!"
"Does she realize that it won't be a party at all, but a sad excuse for you to invite her over and try to flirt and make her your personal chef."
"It will too! We will invite all of our friends!"
"Oh yes, all of the friends we haven't cut off? Or the ones that already live with us?""Oh, yeah. Shit. We can invite Jeremy? I miss him."
She pouted at the thought of her twin. Yes, she was ecstatic to live elsewhere, but he really was her other half.
"That's fine, Arvilla. But what if he brings Nazz?"
"She will understand. Trust me. It will be fun!" She squealed as Edd sighed and leaned back against her, using her boobs as a cushion to support his head. "For a gay man, you enjoy boobs."
"Would I be wrong if I told you that you've had more gay men touch your boobs than women?"
She pouted as she considered it.
"You would be correct. Let's get ready!"
She chanted party as she rummaged through the closet those two shared. She never strayed far from Edd, even though she had her own bedroom upstairs. She was often woken up by him panting or whimpering in pain and would have to wake him up to give him his medicine.
"Let's go shopping! Yas! I have nothing to wear. Neither do you."
Edd groaned as he rolled out of bed.
"Fine. Let's grab Nat and Rave and We'll head out."
Arvilla raised and eyebrow at the next text.
"What's a smol? Amber said she's bringing her smols."
"Small and cute. Like children."
She gasped as she threw her phone on her bed.
"SHE HAS BABIES?! OHMYGODANDIMMEETINGTHEM"
"Calm down, Arvilla. It will be fine."Hours later come by, and Arvilla wore a purple underboob corset, black tank top, leather pants, and knee high dark purple Doc Martins. She did her make up to match and her long lavender hair laid down wavy edd wore black skinny jeans with his black Docs, and A silver shirt. Nat wore Grey pants, teal vans, and a matching teal shirt. Rave wore all black aside from a gold vest and tophat. They were getting pepperoni pizza, stuffed crust pozza, and lava cake with wine ready a long with other snacks.
"Why the odd food?"
"Amber requested it. It won't be too bad! It's one of her smol's birthday."
Nat paused with wide eyes and started to speak.
"WAIT, SHE'S GONNA-"
When a beautiful caramel skinned woman opened the door, wearing black 6 inch stillettos and a peacoat, that when she took off exposed a red sweater dress that hugged every curve. She wore her hair natural, curling into a beautiful afro. Nat's eyes flew down to the cowl neck where her cleavage was peaking. He jogged over to her and she left a red lipstick mark on his cheek before nuzzling her boobs with his cheek.
"I missed these."
"Eh hem."
"And you, of course!"
She chuckled, exposing a gap between her front teeth.
"That's right!"
Nat fussed over the diamonds in her ears and Tennis bracelet.
"Always showing off your riches. "
Ang glares at Nat and punches him in the arm. "And you aren't? I see this fancy place of yours."
"Actually, Edd is helping pay too."
"Who?"
Edd saunters over to her and hold out a hand for her to take. "Eddward Vincent."
She squeals and grabs both of his cheeks.
"I'm Ang! And you are the sweetest damn thing I ever have seen!"
Edd blushes and tries to pull her off but she was stronger, and pulled him in for a hug.
Arvilla giggled at the interaction as Jeremy and Nazz followed.
"Hey, Arvi! Hope ya don't mind, but we invited the others, too!"
"That's fine, Nazz. Ooh, Edd, look! Johnny, Sarah, Jimmy, ohh Amber is here too! And Rolf. And -woah. Who is that?"
Arvillas eyes grew wide as a a blonde haired blue eyed person, clad in black leather and a Misfits T underneath the jacket, with white Air Force ones, being the brightest thing in her attire. Arvilla couldn't take her eyes off of the High cheekbones and pouty lips.
Ang noticed Arvilla's gaze and strutted over. "She's a beaut, eh?"
Arvilla jumped and blushed at Ang. "I-I'm sorry!"
"Don't be! Her name is Sy."
Arvilla nodded, wide eyes clung to the new person in the room.
"Eh-hem."
Arvilla forced her eyes to the delicious treat in front of her, who now had a pensive look on her face with a bag of cookies in her hand.
"Are those for me?" She smiled and shot out her hands, wiggling her fingers in a "gimme" motion.
Amber rolled her eyes and spun around.
"Only the best get my cookies."
And swayed her hips as she walked away.
Arvilla gripped Edds shirt and pulled him close.
"I want to be the best, Double D!," she growled deep in her throat as Edd chuckled and pushed her off.
"Show her you have only eyes for her, fool. Don't gawk at every pretty penny you see!"
"It's not my fault she has pretty friends." She hissed as she looked up, and her jaw dropped.
"Shit."
"Langua-"
"Fuck, Edd. No time. Look at me. You got this. You are a strong, powerful wo-"
"Arvilla. I am a man."
"Yes, and so is he."
"Shit."
"See? I had good reasoning. You can't complain now. You're just as bad."
Kevin strode in the Apartment with a blank look on his face. His hair was naturally messy from his helmet, and He wore Dark wash jeans, a emerald green V neck and leather jacket with matching Docs. He opened his mouth to say something then closed it. Then he finally chose his words.
"The two other dorks can't make it. I talked them out of it. You're welcome."
He gave them both a scowl and sauntered off into a group where the party was starting to take off.10:00 PMArvilla scans the room. The party was coming together nicely. The food was already almost gone, a couple of expensive bottles of wine drank. She preferred whiskey on the rocks, and had already helped herself to 4 glasses. She pulled out her tube of Kat VonD's lipstick in "Coven" she bought for tonight to match her ensemble and reapply it. She smiled and trotted over to her twin. "Jer! Not bad, Eh?" He tilted his head on her shoulder.
"Not at all, sis. Is it bad enough we dyed our hair the same, you have to drink the same thing as me, too?"
He held up his glass to hers and she chuckled.
"I want to make her my bae. I can't tell if she's playing hard to get, or is uninterested." Jeremy's eyes followed his sisters and landed on Amber.
"Go and flirt, newb."
"My awkward personality prevents me from executing it properly.
"Why don't you practice? No one will give it a second thought. They might not even notice if you are as bad as you say you are," He chuckled as she punched him in the arm.
"How about this one?"
Jeremy nodded at Sy, who was oblivious to their remarks because her eyes were locked on Ang who was currently flirting with Rolf. He gave his sister an encouraging squeeze on the shoulder as he got up to leave them be.
Sy took a swig out of her glass cup filled with Makers Mark bourbon and turned around, locking eyes with Arvilla.
"I dig that."
Arvilla squirmed in her seat as Sy strode towards her. "Uh hi. What do you dig?"
Sy chuckled as she plopped down in the seat next to Arvilla and swung an arm around her shoulder and grabbed a piece of lavender hair.
She smirked as she said, "You."
"Oh, uh. That's nice. Your, uh. Your face is nice."
Sy giggled and crossed her legs.
"Well, one day you might find out that I have a lot of nice things. And I'm not talking about anything materialistic."
Arvilla's whole face heated up as Edd sat next to the pair.
"Uhm. Sweetheart. Had a little much to drink?"
Sy scowled at Edd, who was obviously trying to steer potential play thing away.
"Don't give me that look. I'm doing you a favor. She likes putting makeup on innocent bystanders," Edd said with a smirk.
Arvilla's face lit up as she turned to Edd.
"Ooh! Will you let me make you pretty?"
He nodded and smiled as Arvilla trotted off to get her makeup bag.
When she came back, she frowned to find that Edd had disappeared.
"You can put makeup on me," Sy smirked as Arvilla smiled and eagerly nodded.
She set her bag down and knelt on the couch next to Sy. She tilted Sy's face towards her own.
"Now, sit still. This is a weird position, but we can make it work."
Sy raised an eyebrow and grabbed Arvilla by the hips and sat her down so she was straddling Sy. Arvilla squealed and her eyes grew, oblivious to two pairs of brown eyes boring into the back of her head.
"You better grab your little pony before I do!," Ang hissed at Amber.
"I can't put makeup on her, but this unicorn can?!"
She observed for a little longer as Arvilla applied eyeshadow to Sy's eyelids. She watched as Sy moved her hands lower from Arvillas hips. Ang reached for her earrings.
"Naw. Nope. We fightin'." Amber sighed and held Ang back.
"Says the one flirting with Rolf."
Amber peered back at the Son of a Sheppard who was patiently waiting for Ang to return with a freshly poured glass of wine.
"Just let them have their fun, and you do the same. My little pony is oblivious and awkward. She's having a blast right now. Besides, she can't resist me or my cookies."
Ang huffed and spun around, heading back to Rolf. She grabbed the glass of wine, taking a gulp and leaned against Rolf, glancing back at Sy.
Sy sighed and looked at Arvilla, who was now debating on what to do next.
"Eyeliner! Yass. Now, hold still." Sy squirmed and knocked the pencil out of her hands, falling down the front of her Misfits Tshirt. Arvilla reached down to grab it and grazed Sy's chest with her hand.
"Wait, why are your boobies so hard?"
Sy chuckled as Arvilla gasped and grabbed each peck with a hand. Sy laughed harder as she made the lumps of muscle dance.
"I can't do that with mine!," Arvilla pouted and pulled the collar of Sy's shirt to look down it. "Those don't look like boobies."
Sy tossed her head back and howled with laughter.
A still confused Arvilla gripped Sy's chin with her hand. "Screw the Eye liner. Everything else is done. What color lipstick do you want?"
Sy Smirked and grabbed Arvilla's face. "
Oh, I like the one you're wearing."
Arvilla's eyes grew as Sy pressed her lips against the confused lavender-haired girl's.
Sy pulled their lips apart and whispered "If you like my boobs, you'd love my Vagnia."
And rolled her hips up as she pushed Arvilla's hips down. Sy smirked as Arvilla's mouth hung agape. Suddenly, the top of her ear was on fire as she was pulled off Sy's lap by Amber.
"Smol! She's mine! And you took her first kiss!"
Sy cocked an eyebrow at Amber.
"Don't give me that look. You saw how awkward she is. It would surprise me if it wasn't."
Amber stormed off with Arvilla in tow as Arvilla pointed accusingly at Sy.
"That wasn't a vagina."
Sy smirked and shrugged and got up to head outside with Johnny, who currently had a stash of weed he brought for the party.