Mad Love: The Book for Swifties

My Least Favourite Things

This is a follow up to my previous chapter where I listed my favourite things. Now I get to talk about my least favourite things. Let's go!

1. Least favourite book/book series?
Twilight. I just can't do it. I just hate it with a passion.

2. Least favourite food?
I know people will hate me for this, but melted cheese. Yes, I do eat pizza, I just have to pick off the cheese or order cheerless. There is a backstory behind this. My old school had pizza day every Thursday. One time, I was just eating my pizza and I felt really sick and I've just felt really sick every time I have melted cheese. And I'm not allergic, cuz I can have cheese that's non-melted and I can have dairy products.

3. Least favourite drink?
Pop. Soda. Whatever you want to call it. I just hate fizzy drinks. I hate pop. Also, alcohol. I've never actually drank alcohol, but don't drink, people.

4. Least favourite colour?
Barf colour, I guess.

5. Least favourite YouTube channel?
I don't have one. Well, I do, but I still like this person. I just like them least. Bart Baker. His parodies are all the same thing and all his Taylor parodies are about how she is a man-eating demon. She literally got exorcised in one.

6. Least favourite movie?
Ummm. I don't know. Probably Pee-wee Herman's Big Holiday. I just find him really annoying. By the way, there is a Barely Productions video where Mark plays basketball with Pee-wee. Please watch and subscribe to Barely Productions. They are amazing. The Key of Awesome is a/the main branch of it. I love them.

7. Least favourite TV show?
Wow. I just realized how much easier it is to come up with favourite things rather than least favourite things. But my least favourite TV show is Almost Naked Animals. Or anything of that genre on YTV. Such as Numb-chucks. Or as I call them "Dumb-f****". I'm sorry. It's just so colossally stupid.

8. Least favourite singer?
This is a hard one. I don't really know.

9. Least favourite song off 1989?
I love them all, so I'm going to go with my mom and sister's opinion. Welcome to New York or Out of the Woods because they are repetitive.

10. Least favourite song of all time?
Probably Work by Rihanna. It's annoying and it's practically gibberish.

11. Least favourite teacher?
My first grade teacher. She was strict and gave so much homework. She never even decided to mention to my parents that I was reading at a fifth grade level. If a kid is rising above everyone else, maybe their parents should know.

12. Least favourite outfit to wear?
Something inappropriate for the weather, I suppose.

13. Least favourite Taylor Swift squad member?
I can't choose, so I'll do least favourite Taylor Swift enemy/ex-boyfriend. Katy Perry, even though I like her. She's just Tay's worst enemy sorta.