//Sans in Undyne's kitchen, tying rubber band around the sprayer by the faucet. Frisk walks over and looks at it//
Frisk: Uhh, what are you doing?
Sans: //steps back, wipes forehead// There.
//smiles at Frisk// Setting up a prank for Papyrus when he starts his cooking lesson later.
Frisk: Coooool.
Sans: Okay. Let's wait outside the window till he comes.
//Sans and Frisk go out and wait below window//
Sans: Any minute now..
Someone: AGHHH!
Sans: OH! Sounds like we got him. //stands up and looks into window, mumbling under his breath// I didn't think Pap could hit that high of a note like that..
Frisk: Do you see him?
Sans: Ye- //freezes, slides back down to Frisk, sweating nervously// Uh oh.
Undyne: SAAAANNNSSS!!!!!!!
//Sans runs away as the dining room table flies through the window, along with Undyne screaming her best T-Rex impression//
Sans: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
-In Hotlands-
//Frisk sitting at Sans' sentry post, eating a hot dog//
Sans: AGHHHHHHHHH
//stops in front of Frisk, sweating//
Sans: //gasping for air// FRISK PLEASE HELP PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Undyne: NGAAAAHHHH!!!!
Frisk: Nope. //takes another bite of hot dog and watches Sans' eye glow as he sees Undyne charging at him with her spear ready//
Sans: I SAID I WAS SORRY OKAY KID?! I WAS SLEEPING!!!! //runs away from Undyne//
Frisk: RUN FORREST RUN
Undyne: GET BACK HERE YOU BAG OF BONES!!!
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FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS
HumorEhhhh.. Little things that I thought were hilarious and don't have the skill to draw.
