Chara: ..Dad?
Asgore: What is it, Chara?
Chara: //shuffles feet// You know how you come in every morning before leaving for work and kiss my forehead?
Asgore: Yes, I thought you hated that.
Chara: Well, I don't.
Asgore: ... You but my ear last time I did it.
Chara: //giggles// Sorry, I won't do it again.
Asgore: Are you sure?
Chara: Yeah.
Asgore: Alright, I'll get you tomorrow morning.
Chara: Thanks, Dad!
-next morning-
Asgore: Have a good day, Asriel. //kisses him, Asriel shifts in sleep// Hm. //turns to Chara, bends down an kisses her//
Chara: //stabs him with knife, still asleep//
Asgore: Yeah, I thought so. Have a good day! //walks away with knife handle sticking out of him//
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FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS
HumorEhhhh.. Little things that I thought were hilarious and don't have the skill to draw.
