Mettaton: it's not called being gay. It's called being fabulous!
Sans: nope. Still gay.
Mettaton: yes you are, my friend
Sans: No im not
Mettaton: Yes you are, dear. Remember the other night when you declared your love for Grillby at his bar?
Sans: What?
Mettaton: Oh I guess not. You were too drunk
Sans: ... shut up, you glamorfied trash can
Mettaton: bag of dinosaur bones
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FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS
HumorEhhhh.. Little things that I thought were hilarious and don't have the skill to draw.