Death by pun

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Sans: //in Judgement hall, facing Chara// I can't wait to de-sin-egrate you, kid

Chara: Really? That's the best you can do?

Sans: It's time for you're pun-ishment

Chara: C'mon, that was terrible. 

Sans: A-bone for your sins //holds up bone//

Chara: You calling me a dog? 

Sans: It's your trial of trans-gression

Chara: You could at least trial-ittle more

Sans: Mmmm-i-s-n-deed.. //nods, hand on chin//

Chara: Okay, stop now. 

Sans: Are you getting del-ticked off?

Chara: Ugh

Sans: In-frac-tion, you seem like you're not very vice to others

Chara: Of course not. Because of you.

Sans: Cont-uma-see  what you did wrong? 

Chara: Shut up.

Sans: You couldn't de-mean-or

Chara: Do you ever stop?

Sans: We could mis-conduct a plan to get everyone back

Chara: //tries to kill him//

Sans: //dodges// Aww, what are you going to do? Cri-me?

Chara: JUST STOP.

Sans: You're my corr-evil

Chara: FINE IF IT WILL MAKE YOU STOP //resets//

Sans: Heh. I vir-tue that would work

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