FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS

Mariokart

//boost pad on ground//

Frisk: What the heck is that?

Monster Kid: I don't know, maybe we should try to walk on it?

Frisk: Sure, but only if you go first. //reassuring smile//

Monster Kid: //frowns// Okay. //steps on it, goes flying forward and face plants//

Frisk: OMB are you okay?

Monster Kid: //looks up// That was awesome! //smiles with a toothless grin, blood spilling out//

Frisk: How hard did you fall?

Monster Kid: Apples.

Frisk: ... I should take you to Alphys, but.... //looks at boost pad//

-Later-

Toriel: //standing in kitchen, making lie, hears front door open// Oh, my child, you are finally home! How was your day- AHHH!

Frisk: : What's wrong, mom? //face is a bloody pulp//

Toriel: //holding hands over mouth, shakily grabs phone and calls Sans//

Sans: *click* Yup?

Toriel: //deep angry goat voice// WHAT DID YOU DO.

Sans: //shits pants and falls over//