Asgore: Tori-
Toriel: No.
Asgore: Sweetums-
Toriel: No.
Asgore: Honey-
Toriel: No.
Asgore: Waifu-
Toriel: No.
Asgore: Baby cakes-
Toriel: No.
Mettaton: Try dear
Asgore: Dear-
Toriel: HUUUUHHH- //deep inhale, turning to Asgore// No.
Asgore: Damn it.
Alternative:
Mettaton: Try dear
Asgore: Dear-
Toriel: I'm a goat.
Asgore: .. Goat?
Toriel: //narrows eyes at him// Still no.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS
HumorEhhhh.. Little things that I thought were hilarious and don't have the skill to draw.