My computer is being a butt, so here are the highlights of my ramblings to it
Glitch: //talking to computer// It's a beautiful day outside.. Birds are singing.. Flowers are blooming.. JUST WORK DAMN IT
Glitch: //to computer// DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? HUH? BECAUSE MY NAME IS GLITCH THAT'S WHY YOUR MESSING UP AND TURNING OFF?
Computer:
Glitch: FUUUUUUUUU
Glitch: AAAUUAAGHH!!!! //picks up computer, throws at window, bounces off and hits her in the face//
Sister: //playing dogsong//
Glitch: //picks her up and throws her at window, collapses under her weight as she bounces off harmlessly//
Sister: Rubber windows. Get dunked on.
Glitch: NOOOOUUUHHHHHH
Glitch: //looking at computer, leaning over edge of chair// I hate you.
Computer:
Glitch: I really do.
Computer:
Glitch: I don't hate many things, but your definetly one.
Computer:
Glitch: //tries to turn it back on//
Computer: //turns off again, probably silently snickering//
Glitch: F**k you. //throws marker at it, marker bounces off corner perfectly, hits her in the face//
Glitch: Instant karma. Thanks universe.
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FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS
HumorEhhhh.. Little things that I thought were hilarious and don't have the skill to draw.
