//Alphys sitting at her computer, watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, Mettaton slams door open and staggers in//
Alphys: //whips around in surprise// OMG Mettaton w-what h-happened to y-you??!! //rushes to him, barely catching him as he falls into arms dramatically, a hand on his forehead//
Mettaton: Oh, Alphys, dear is that you? I can barely stand.. //cries out dramatically//
Alphys: //freaking out// Oh g-gosh oh gosh, your r-really beat u-up! Mettaton, you hp is a-at 5!!! //helps him to a chair, starts hooking up monitors and such//
Mettaton: It was terrible! A flash of blue light, a very angry skeleton, then the world went black!
Alphys: //stops what she was doing// A s-skeleton?
Mettaton: Yes, dear, keep up. He was wearing a blue parka, way out of style.. but OHHH! The horror!
Alphys: ...... //sweating nervously// th-that was s-sans..
Mettaton: What's that?
Alphys: //looks around lab scaredly// P-papyrus' b-brother..
Mettaton: ..
Mettaton: Shit.
Alphys: METTATON! Language!
Mettaton: Sorry dear.. It's just.. well.. I already asked Papyrus to come over to my house later.. //smiles shakily at her//
Alphys: l-tet me just install s-some major upgrades on d-defense then..
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FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS
HumorEhhhh.. Little things that I thought were hilarious and don't have the skill to draw.
