FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS

Love (hate) is in bloom

//Undyne and Alphys sitting at the table, holding hands. Papyrus and Sans are over for dinner//

Undyne: Will you do me a favor and upgrade my spears one of these days, babe?

Alphys: S-Sure.. th-thing.. h-honey..

//Undyne smiles, and kisses Alphys on the cheek, who starts blushing//

Papyrus: Yuck.

Sans: Ugh.. //sees Papyrus making faces at them// Don't worry, Pap, you'll be doing that someday.

Papyrus: //gives Sans a grossed out look// With who?

Sans: //shrugs// I don't know, whoever you like, bro.

Papryus: //thinks for a second// I like Mettaton!

Sans: //freezes, starts sweating// What?

Papyrus: Yeah, he's really nice to me! Just the other day he sent me flowers and a box of chocolates, along with some kind of weird, balloon thing..

//Sans' eye glows blue, Undyne's jaw drops, and Alphys flinches//

Undyne: Duck and cover.

Alphys: O-oh dear... Go easy on h-him..

Sans: I'll be right back.. I got to make a quick visit with a certain robot.

Papyrus: Oh! Do tell him I said thank you, will you?