FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS

Colorful Ponies

//in Equistria//

Spike: Uh, Twilight, are you sure this is a good idea? You know what happened the last time we tried out a new spell like this..

//flashback to blond fairy boy riding a panicking Twilight and trying to attack Spike//

Spike: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE MONEY! I thought they were just regular gems!!!!

//back again//

Twilight: Of course it is, Spike! Don't worry, nothing bad will happen this time. Just remember, I'm the princess of friendship!

//performs spell, Spike watches nervously//

//Underground//

Sans: //sleeping at his stand, startled awake as a bright flash appears in front of him// What the-

//Twilight appears in front of him, Spike flops into snow, dazed//

Sans: //standing up with eyes glowing blue, bones summoned behind him// Uh.. Who are you?

Twilight: //surprised// Um, I could ask you the same thing.

Sans: ...  //gets rid of magic as he senses she isn't much of a threat// Well, I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton. And let me guess, your Petunia the pony.

Twilight: No, I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Sans: //under breath// Well excuse me, princess.. //normal voice// So, what are you doing here?

Twilight: Oh! Uh, yeah. I just preformed a spell that my assistant, Spike, and found in a book in my castle's library.

Sans: //nods, at a total loss// So, that's Spike I'm assuming? //points at Spike, who sat up and is rubbing his head//

Twilight: Yup.

Sans: Well he doesn't look too sharp, if you ask me.

Spike: Hey!

Twilight: Oh, he is very smart! He's been my assistant for as long as I can remember.

//Spike crosses arms defiantly, nodding//

Sans: Okay, let me get this straight. Your a magical colorful pegasus unicorn Princess from another world with a pet dragon for a secretary?

Twilight: Yes.. And your a skeleton with a magical blue eye who can summon bones, and is wearing a parka while he sleeps at a stand in a snowy enviroment?

Sans: Guilty as charged. //smile widens// Well, it's nice to meet you, Twix Light.

Twilight: Twilight. And same to you, Sand.

Sans: //chuckles, holds out hand// I think we could be friends

Twilight: //smiles proudly, holds out her hoof// See, Spike? Told you everything would be alright.

Spike: Harumph.

Sans: But there's one more thing I need to tell you, Princess.

Twilight: //ears perk up// What that?

Sans: //whips her into the snow// Getttttt dunked on!

Twilight: Ahh! //face first in snow, wings sticking out//

Spike: //looks between Sans and Twilight// She deserved that. //brofist with Sans//