Ford's Daughter? (Discontinued)

A Tale Of Two Stans: Part 3

(Stanley's P.O.V.)

At Glass Shard Beach, the twins were sitting on the swings. Stanford was reading over the brochure the millionth time.
"Heh, jokes on them if they think you're gonna go to some stuffy college on the other side of the country. Once we get the Stan O' War complete, it's gonna be beaches, babes, and international treasure hunting for us."
"Look, Stan," Ford starts. "I can't pass up a chance like this. This school has cutting edge programs (A/n: I can't spell it.).
"Beep boop I am a nerd robot. That's you. That's what you sound like." Stan did robot gestures.
Ford chuckled and said, "oh well, if the collage board isn't impressed with my experiment tomorrow, then okay I'll do the treasure hunting thing." He shrugged.
"And if they are?"
"Well, then I guess you'll have to visit me on the other side of the country," Ford playfully punched his brother and walked away.
"Without Ford, I was half of a dynamic duo, I couldn't make it out there without him. Now thanks to that dumb college, I was gonna lose my brother forever."
Stan stopped in front of his brother's science project. Anger had clouded his mind and he threw the toffee peanuts bag on the ground. "This is all your fault!" He slammed his fist on the table, and the machine seemed to smoke now. "Oh no, oh no what'd I do?!" Stanley put one of the pieces back on the machine, thinking it was still working. He puts a white sheet over the project and walks away.
The next day, Stanford fixed himself up before the admission team can come.
"Okay kid, show us what you got." One of them said.
"Okay, well, what would you say if I told you the future of technology was beneath this sheet?" He pulled the sheer off, revealing a broken motion machine.
"I'd say we wasted a car trip." One of them flatly spoke.
"What?" Ford looked at his experiment. "It was stable yesterday!
A fuse must've blown or something." He panicked.
"Kid, a perpetual motion machine has one job: to not stop." They crossed his name off their list. "I don't think you're West Coast Tech material." They walked away from him, leaving the school.
"No, wait! Don't go! I worked so hard!" Then, Stanford stepped on an empty bag that was next to his experiment. He picked it up, recalling who eats Toffee Peanuts. He crushed the bag in his hands.
At the Pines Pawn shop, Stan was on the couch with his paddle ball while watching T.V. Stanford came in, furious.
"Hey, what's the word, Sixer?" He asked his brother.
"Can you explain what this was doing next to my broken project?" Ford held out the bag of toffee peanuts.
"Okay, I might've accidentally been..horsing around-"
"This is no accident Stan, you did this. You did this because you couldn't handle me going to college on my own!" Ford stated.
"Look, it was a mistake! Although if you think about it, maybe there's a silver lining. Eh, treasure hunting?" Stan mindlessly said.
"Are you kidding me? Why would I want to do anything with a person who sabotaged my entire future?!" Ford angrily pushed his brother on the couch.
Mr. Pines was behind the couch and grabbed his son by the collar of his shirt. "You did what you knucklehead?!"
"Wait no, I can explain it was an mistake!" Stan quickly tried to explain, but Mr. Pines dragged him out of the house.
"You idiot (A/n: Whatever Mr. Pines said to Stan I can't type it. Sorry.) your brother was going to be our ticket out of this dump. All you ever do is lie and cheat and write on your brother's coattail. Well, this time you cost our family potential millions! And until you make a fortune, you're not welcomed in this household!" He threw Stan a duffle bag with most of his belongings.
"Wh-what? Stanford, tell him he's being crazy." Stan looked at their bedroom window where Ford was. Stanford looked away with tear filled eyes and closed his curtains. "Stanford? Don't leave me hanging..high six..?" Stan looked at his father who slammed the door shut. "Fine! I can make millions! I don't need you, I don't need anyone!" Stan yelled. "I'll make millions and you'll rue the day you turned your back on me!" He got into the car and drove off, hitting a trash can while driving.