Ford's Daughter? (Discontinued)

Love

(Ryan's P.O.V.)

Mabel and I were talking about love. Random, I know, but she did draw me into this since I've never experienced love before.

"My first kiss was with a merman who me and Dipper released since he was in the pool for quite awhile." She told the story of her and a merman named Mermando,

"That's quite odd," I comment.

"I know, it's crazy." I turn my head to see a girl with copper-red hair, beautiful green eyes, wearing a tan and dark brown lumberjack hat, a jade plaid shirt, jeans and muddy boots. "Hey, I don't think we've met before. Name's Wendy Corduroy." She held her hand out.

I shake her hand almost getting lost in her eyes. "R-Ryan..Ryan Pines.." I mutter. We let go of each other's hands.

"Another Pines? Geez, and I though this family had enough Pines here." She joked, chuckling.

I chuckle shyly. "Y-yeah, my sister is Tiffany,"

"No way. Are you two, like, twins?" She asked. I nod. "Nice. Hey, maybe sometime we could hang out?" She offered.

"O-of course! Anytime!" I exclaimed, smiling.

She smiled. "Awesome. How 'bout tonight?" She asked.

"Sounds like a plan." I said.

She walks to the cash register, smiling at me. Then, I was pulled inside of the "Employees Only" room. Mabel had dragged me in.

"Oh my goodness! You're going on a date with Wendy?!" She questioned loudly.

I put my finger to my lips to try and silence her. "No, I'm not. We're only going to hang out. I mean, she is like what? Fifteen?" I guessed. "Besides, we've only just met." I add to my defense.

"So? You're still cute together!" She exclaimed.

"Who's cute together?" I saw dad at the entrance of the living room.

I jump in surprise. "N-no one, dad." I lie.

"Don't lie, Ryan. He likes Wendy." Mabel told dad. I hide my face with my hands.

I hear dad chuckle. "Carry on,"

"Don't hide your shame, Ryan. I'll teach you how to show you love her." Mabel offered.

"No, Mabel. I don't love her." I told her. I walk up to Tiff's room to see f I can get some advice from her.

I knock on her door. I hear a "come in" from the room. I open the door and saw Tiff laying on her bed with a book next to her. "Hey Ryan. What's up?"she asked.

"The ceiling, roof, and the sky." I reply jokingly.

She chuckles, patting a spot next to her on the bed. I lay down next to her. "You doing anything tonight?" She asked me.

"Yeah, why?"

"I was gonna invite you with me and my friends to go out to eat. What're you doing anyways?" She questioned me, staring at the ceiling.

"I met the cashier, Wendy Corduroy. We're hanging out tonight." I reply.

"Oh, so my brother has a date?" She teased.

I elbowed her playfully. "It's not a date, Tiff. We're just hanging out tonight." I corrected her.

She chuckles. "Whatever you say, but you should totally come with us. After dinner, we're going to the park for awhile."

"Maybe, we'll see."

"Wait, aren't you a little but too old?" She asked.

"What do you mean?" ("What do you mean? When you nod your head yes but you wanna say no what do you mean? I'm sorry, I had to.) I inquire.

"We're both 24 and she's fifteen. You're nine years older than her." She explained. "Don't you think she likes someone else?"

"I don't have feelings for her," I claim.

"Keep saying that and you two won't become a thing."

"Says the girl who dated a demon in high school." I looked at her and she had a murderous look on her face.

(Dipper's P.O.V.)

"I will kill you!" I heard from downstairs. I walked through the hallways and realized it was coming from Tiff's room. I opened the door ajar and saw Tiffany strangling Ryan.

"Sorry, I'm sorry! I won't mention it ever again!" Ryan begged.

"You better not, you idiot!" It was probably either the most scariest or funniest things I ever seen Tiff do since.

She kept beating him until Ryan was unconscious.

A/n: I ruined everything! Yay! Bye! Gravity_Faller