Ford's Daughter? (Discontinued)

Mabel And Dipper Vs. The Future

A/n: Okay, I may have changed a few things so please don't get mad at me!

(Author's P.O.V.)

It was another day at the Mystery Shack. The sun was just rising.

In the attic, Dipper is still asleep until a shadow looms over him. He opens his eyes and yelps as he sees two eyes.

"Morning Dipper," It greeted in a silly voice. "guess who?"

Dipper chuckled, seeing that it was Mabel once again with her silliness. "Oh, what joy. If it isn't Mister Upside Downington. How long has it been? Third grade maybe?" Dipper said.

"That's right! And I'm here to deliver you an Upside Downington-tastic message!"

"Is it the message that we're getting too old for this sort of this thing?" Dipper asked.

"Um, kind of actually." Mabel jumped off of his bed and to her own. "It's that we are one week away from our thirteenth birthday!" She pointed to the calendar that had two pictures beside it and a circle with red letters that said 13th Birthday!

Dipper sat up quickly and said, "Whoa! Our birthday's coming up already?" He asked, then gasped. "Soon we're gonna be actual teenagers."

"Finally, I can stop reading preteen magazines and start reading post preteen magazines!" Mabel said.

"P.G-13 movies, here I come!" Dipper jumped off his bed.

"And just one more year until high school. High school Dipper!" Mabel shook her brother. "Where girls become women and they teach us stuff about," She whispered in his ears, "you know what."

"Trigonometry."

"Oh yeah baby!"

The door opened. Grunkle Stan and Soos came in. "And that's not the only good news coming up! In one week, my senior citizen pony tail kit is coming up!" He points to the magazine. "I'm..I'm kind of going through some things."

"In one week, my Grandma is finally letting me eat crackers on my bed." Soos said. "The future is coming for us all, dudes."

"The future," Grunkle Stan said.

"The future!" Dipper said.

"The future!" Mabel finished.

Dipper laughed, "I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously with that face on your chin."

"What face, Dipper?" Mabel changed to the deep and silly voice again.

He laughed again, "You're doing the voice, you obviously know what I'm talking about."

"I don't know what you're talking about!"

Dipper playfully shoved Mabel while still laughing. "This is something wrong with you." The two twins laughed hysterically.

"There's something wrong with both of us."

Later that day, Mabel, Dipper, Soos, Ryan and Tiffany were in the living room to plan the twins 13th birthday.

"Alright party planners," Mabel spoke, a miniature display of the Mystery Shack laid out of the table. "in one week we become teenagers and our summer vacation whines to an end so we need to throw the greatest party of all time!!" Mabel exclaimed. "I'm talking about piñatas with tinier piñatas inside."

Soos was pouring a bag of miniature piñatas into a much larger one. "Boom! Dreams coming true!"

"I'm talking about inviting everyone in town!" Mabel took the pencil and notepad from her brother. Let's see," she tapped her chin with the Stan eraser. "where do we stand with he gnomes?"