How The Two Princes of Iniversuia Came To Be

Benjamin's Accident

It was a rugged gnarled old thing thing with branches sticking out everywhere. It seemed almost unclimbable, but the way Alexander was looking at Benjamin it seemed that Alexander was looking at a marble staircase instead of a gnarled, old, broken oak tree.

"You expect us to..to climb this?" Benjamin asked worriedly.

"Nope, I expect us to get a magical squirrel to climb it." Alexander said sarcastically.

Benjamin laughed half-heartedly at Alexander's joke and looked at the tree once more, curious if there were any easy ways to shimmy up the tree he hadn't noticed yet.

Nope, Benjamin couldn't see any way how this tree could even look possibly climb-able.

"Hey Alexander, I don't think we can climb this tree. Maybe we should just find another tree, an older one maybe. We don't have to settle for the first one we see-" Benjamin started.

Alexander cut him off. "Four moons have already gone you little wuss. Now we need to get our asses up this tree and stop being stupid about this." Alexander snapped with venom in his voice.

Benjamin felt anger stir deep with inside him, and if Alexander really wanted to climb this stupid tree so badly then that's what would happen.

Benjamin hurried up the tree, making sure to avoid the especially snarled branches until he got to the top, ripping out leaves and throwing them down at Alexander, finally feeling useful.

Alexander whooped and cheered as the leaves fell down, before putting them in the backpack and urging Benjamin to come down.

"Welp, we got all the leaves we need sweet thing." Alexander cat-called.

Benjamin smiled triumphantly to himself before moving slowly down the tree, until one of the branches snapped under his foot.

Sliding down the tree Benjamin screamed before finally he felt something supporting him from behind, something supporting him right in his ass to be exact.

Benjamin suddenly heard Alexander snickering, and realized the thing supporting him was Alexander. Alexander was holding his ass.

Benjamin got down slowly, and blushed all the way down.

Benjamin was almost to the ground when suddenly he fell, smashing his ankle sideways into the ground.