Snow White and the 7 Gangsters

Chapter 02: Twins and Friends

Chapter 02: Twins and Friends

(Zelex' POV)

*Turn on Video camera roll*

"Halo! How are yow? Nice to meet you! My name is Zelex! You know? you know? Deirrence Zelex Ferrio Algrande is my fullname. 18 years old from the Pearl of the orient sea Philippines! The most handsome creature in the whole Galaxy. I-save niyo bilis! Para di niyo naman makalimutan !"

*puppy eyes*

"Ako nga pala ang nag-iisang anak ni Mr. and Mrs Algrande. You know my Dad and Mom? Si Papsie Chase at Momsie Dei?"

"FUCK ZELEX! WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M STILL SLEEPING HERE??"

Hala! May Monster na sumisigaw! So scary!

*Turn Video camera to the shouting guy*

"You know that Guy? That guy laying on the bed? He's the Farmer of our family-- YAAAHH! Why did you do that??"

I shouted while glaring at him. Inagaw niya lang naman saken ang Digital Cam ko then itinapon out of nowhere! He's really so mean Napaka cruel niya talaga! Palagi niya talaga akong inaaway!

*sobs*

I'm gonna sumbong him na talaga kay Momsie Dei!

"Doing that nonsense stuff again???" sigaw niya

"Hell you care! Eh sa gusto kong maging Vlogger eh! Natatakot ka lang kasi na baka may makunan na naman ako sa video na babaeng nakaputi na nasa likod mo! Duwag!" Sigaw ko din. Di ako papatalo no!

"SHUT UP! Get out of my Room and let me sleep again! NOW!" sigaw niya pa ulit.

"No! This is my room too!"

"I SAID GET OUT!"

"AYAW!" sigaw ko din while making faces and crossing my hands. Wag kayong mag-worry, natural lang talaga sa amin na ganito mag-away.

"URRGGGGH! Wala na ba akong katahimikan dito??" inis niya then bumangon siya at nagwalk-out palabas ng Room.

*BLAAGGG*

Napatalon ako ng malakas niyang sinara ang pinto. Adik to! Pinapalabas niya ako then siya naman na pala tong lalabas. Wala daw siyang katahimikan eh siya lang namang yung sumisigaw. Adik talaga tong Twiny ko--- Ooops! Nadulas tuloy ako.

Hayss!

Sige na nga, papakilala ko na lang siya kahit walang Camera.

Yung adik na Monster na yun  na sinabi kong Farmer ng pamilya namin na kung makasigaw parang may dalang Megaphone, Siya si ZAI. Long for Chaessan Zai Ferrio Algrande. My one and only Fraternal Twin brother. Yeah, Fraternal twins kame. Eh kasi, HINDI kami Magkamukha. Actually niyan, Mas magkamukha pa kami ni Papsie, then magkamukha naman sila ni Momsie.

Wait, So if twiny and Momsie have the same look, therefore Twiny looks like a GIRL???

Naiimagine ko tuloy na naka-wear ng Dress si Twiny.

[Zelex' Imagination]

*Zai wearing a Red Nightgown with full of makeup while dancing in front of a human-sized mirror*

"Like a virgin! Hey! Touched for the very first time! Like a virgin! When your heart beats! Next to mine!
You're so fine and you're mine. I'll be yours 'til the end of time.'Cause you made me feel. Yeah, you made me feel I've nothing to hide. Mwaaahh!"

[End of Imagination]

EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

Nakakasuka si Twiny sumayaw ng Like a virgin!