Romance is not my specialty

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All Namjoon wanted, was to treat his husband Jin to a spa night. He sent the kids out for their private time, made a piping hot bubble bath, lit candles all over the bathroom and living room, and even sprinkled rose petals across the floor. Unfortunately, being the God of destruction, it all ended in flames.




Jin opened the door to his home full expecting chaos to be on the other side, only to be met with candles and rose petals scattered about. His eyes widened, calling his husband's name cautiously "Namjoon? What is all of this?" His husband emerged from the bathroom, smiling "I sent the kids out and did all this to help you relax. You've been really stressed lately and I want to help.." Jin instantly smiled, kicking his shoes off and rushing over to his Namjoon "it's beautiful. Thank you" Namjoon grinned, wrapping his arms around the older's waist to hold him tightly "that's not all that's in store either" Jin quirked an eyebrow "what do you mean?" Namjoon smirked, pulling away slightly and resting his hands on Jin's hips "shh, don't question it. It's a surprise" Jin chuckled softly, coiling his arms around the back of Namjoon's neck "alright then. Surprise me" Namjoon smiled, pecking the older's lips before pulling away "come sit on the couch and take your jacket off" Jin walked over and sat down, reluctantly slipping his jacket off so that he was only wearing his pink T-shirt and jeans "Joonie what are you doing?" Namjoon walked to stand behind the couch, leaning down to kiss Jin's cheek "just relax"

Jin leaned back, staring at a candle placed on the table before him as Namjoon rested his hands on his shoulders. Jin leaned into the touch, sighing tiredly. Namjoon slowly began rubbing his husbands shoulders, quietly asking "how was work?" Jin's eyes fluttered closed, sighing at the relaxing touch "it was decent... There's a rumor going around about a promotion coming up soon. I hope I get it.." Namjoon nodded, pecking the top of Jin's head as he continued to rub the older's aching shoulders. Jin smiled, moaning slightly from the soothing massage "what about you Joonie, how was work?" The younger shrugged "it was tough but working at a recording studio isn't exactly physically draining like your job at the cafe..." Jin nodded peacefully, his nerves and muscles relaxing so completely that he almost didn't smell the smoke bellowing from the bathroom.

Jin's eyes snapped open in a flash "Namjoon somethings burning. Are you cooking?! I told you not to set foot in my kitchen-" Namjoon quickly shook his head "I didn't! I swear!" Jin bolted up, rushing to the source of the smoke only to see the bathroom shower curtain on fire. He yelped, quickly jerking it off the rod and tossing it into the tub before turning the faucet on. As smoke filled the room from the now extinguished flame, Jin coughed, stepping out of the bathroom for fresh air. Namjoon was shocked to say the least, and worriedly asked "are you okay? Should I call the fire department?" Jin sighed in slight irritation "I'm fine, and no I took care of it. Namjoon did you put a candle too close to the curtain or something?!" Namjoon shrugged, rubbing the back of his neck with a sheepish smile "I don't know.. Maybe? Princess just calm down, it's taken care of now, how about you let me finish your massage?" Jin rubbed his temple, headache forming "how can you be so careless? What if the kids had been here? One of them could've been seriously hurt Namjoon! You're never cautious enough!!" Namjoon's smile fell, reaching out for his husband "Jin I'm sorry, it's not like I did it on purpose, just calm dow-" Jin glared at him, slapping his hand away "you never do it on purpose. You're just too careless to prevent accidents. Honestly I'm less stressed when I'm work because you break everything you touch!!" Jin was yelling by the end of his rant, causing Namjoon to back away as if he'd been burned by the cruel words, whispering "I'm sorry..." Jin huffed, shutting the water off before storming past the younger and locking himself in their bedroom to calm down.

Hours later after cleaning up every trace of candle, rose petal, and smokey smell, Namjoon called Yoongi and told him to send the kids home. As soon as the kids arrived home Jungkook rushed over to his dad, asking "where's mom?" Namjoon sighed softly "he's upset right now. I'm sure he'll be fine by tomorrow, did you guys eat at uncle Yoongi's?" Jungkook made a face, scrunching up his nose "yeah. He's not a very good cook though, not nearly as good as mom..." Namjoon smiled slightly "well why don't you and the others head on to bed?" Jungkook nodded, running off to find his brothers. Namjoon smiled a little as the twelve year old ran over to his one year older brother Taehyung, jumping onto his back with a shout "moms mad at dad!" Taehyung's twin Jimin laughed, pulling Jungkook off of Tae "kookie don't yell that. I'm sure dads upset about it" just as Jimin had said that, the oldest, Hoseok walked up "what are you guys talking about?" Taehyung grinned "moms mad at dad!" Hoseok sighed "come on stop messing around, it'll hurt his feelings if you act happy about it. Kookie did you talk to dad?" Jungkook nodded "he said for us to go to bed" Hoseok nodded "alright, last one in bed gets a wedgie!!" Hosoek chuckled as the younger three ran off to their rooms before following behind them.

Namjoon ran a hand through his tangled pink hair, he'd dyed it mere weeks ago because it was Jin's favorite color and oddly enough, it suited him. He frowned, grabbing a blanket and curling up on the couch. He clicked the tv on, absent mindedly watching a re-run of a random old sitcom and frowned. He really did mess up a lot of stuff, and he couldn't blame Jin for being mad at him. He broke everything he touched... Just as Namjoon had shut his eyes the tv clicked off, causing him to look around wide eyed only to see Jin standing behind the couch. It was dark so he couldn't tell that the older had been crying until the older mumbled "will you come to bed..?" Quietly. Namjoon sat up in a flash, quickly rushing to Jin's side with a worried question "baby have you been crying..?" Jin stepped back, holding back a sniffle before silently walking back into their room. It took a moment for Namjoon to decide wether or not Jin actually wanted him follow. Finally deciding to enter, Namjoon stepped into their bedroom, quietly shutting and locking the door so the kids wouldn't wake him and Jin on their day off. He then quietly walked over to the bed, sitting down and reaching out to rest a hand on Jin, freezing when he remembered how Jin had backed away moment earlier "if you don't want me in here it's okay, I don't mind sleeping on the couch hyung.."

Jin sat up quickly, crying "that's just it. I do want you here, but after the way I acted earlier... I don't deserve you Namjoon. You always put up with my stressed out mood swings and I always end up snapping and hurting your feelings" the older sobbed softly, wiping at his eyes before continuing "I'm sorry about earlier. You were just trying to be romantic and wonderful and I ruined everything!" Namjoon sighed softly, climbing under the covers and pulling Jin to his chest "princess calm down, you didn't ruin everything. It was a team effort" Jin laughed slightly, still calming down from his crying fit "I-I guess so... Joonie I'm sorry. I know I take you for granted, and you don't break everything you touch.." Namjoon grinned "just most of it. It's okay Jin, nothing you do will ever make me love you any less and if anything your crazy mood swings make me love you even more" Jin looked up at him in confusion "how??" Namjoon smiled, dimples showing "because it proves that you're human. It's hard to find a flaw with you Jin, your beautiful, smart, funny, good at cooking, everyone listens to you and sometimes I feel like I'm not good enough because I have too many flaws. So yeah when you yell at me it hurts a little bit, but overall I don't mind because it's you" Jin smiled slightly, blushing a pretty shade of pink "only you would think like that. I love you Namjoon, maybe we can have another romantic evening soon?" Namjoon nodded "absolutely. But as for right now, the doors locked, kids are in bed, and neither of us have work tomorrow" Jin rolled his eyes, chuckling "you're such a pervert" Namjoon laughed, leaning down to place a kiss to the older's neck "maybe. But I'm your pervert, and besides, we both know that make-up sex is the best~"

The next sound was Jin slapping Namjoon's arm and flushing in embarrassment.

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