Yay to early roleplays.
puppylover24234: How many angel and demon wars have there been?
bubba10112000: Far too many, My Love.
puppylover24234: Azreal started another one and the Earth is kinda.... sorta... a big ball of fire....
bubba10112000: -_- Dammit, Azrael.
puppylpver24234: I know how you feel...
bubba10112000: I must ask you to stay out of the war.
puppylover24234: Nah. I'm done with wars. Need I remind you, I died in the last one.
bubba10112000: Thank you. I must also ask you to stay away from me when I enter the war.
puppylover24234: Dammit.
bubba10112000: Sorry, My Love. I change in war. You've seen my father in a major battle. In war, I don't change back.
puppylpver24234: *Sighs* Alright.
bubba10112000: I'll be back when it's all over.
puppylover24234: Alright.
puppylover24234: ~Le magical timeskip to a year later~
bubba10112000: *Walks into the house with long hair and a beard* My love?
puppylover24234: *Looks up* A-allen?
bubba10112000: I'm back, and I look more like my elven uncle.
puppylover24234: Yup... you need a haircut and a shave.
bubba10112000: *An ax materializes in my hand as I walk to the bathroom*
puppylover24234: Ehh.... *Goes back to making dinner*
bubba10112000: *Walks out about thirty minutes later without a beard*
puppylover24234: You still need a haircut. *Eating a salad*
bubba10112000: I understand. You probably don't want to be married to a man who has hair longer than yours.
puppylover24234: *Laughs quietly* Nope.
bubba10112000: Just let me be for now. I'll cut my hair later.
puppylover24234: Alright. Hungry?
bubba10112000: *Nods head* Yeah. What did you make.
puppylover24234: Well... since I wasn't expecting you to come home today, I made salad.
bubba10112000: Yum. Better than eating MRE for the past year.
puppylover24234: I bet...
bubba10112000: *After dinner*
bubba10112000: Thank you for the meal, My love.
puppylpver24234: No problem. *Starts washing dishes*
bubba10112000: Would you like some help?
puppylover24234: Would you like to help?
bubba10112000: Sure.
puppylover24234: Alright. Can you please dry and put the dishes away?
bubba10112000: Sure.
puppylover24234: Thank you. So, what happened during the war?
bubba10112000: I saved Azreal a few times.
puppylover24234: Alright.
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