Chapter Seven: By The Way
As everyone else in the room continues to stare at him, Sam gulps. He wipes sweat from his forehead. "Um...I-I-don't know."
"So there's a chance that you do love him!" Yells Lindsay.
"I never said that-!"
"SILENCE!" She yells, causing everyone to jump.
"Lindsay, chill out. I wasn't expecting your guys' relationship to last anyway. Everyone knows Dean and I are the real OTP" Brandey tells her sister, pulling Dean closer to her.
"Shut up, Brandey!" Lindsay yells.
"It's true" Gerald mutters.
"Screw you, Dad!" "Lindsay? I'm sorry, but...I just really need to figure out my feelings, right now" Sam admits to her.
"Seriously Sam?! We just got back together YESTERDAY, and you're already breaking up with me?! AGAIN?! GET OUT!!!!!!!"
"I don't think the medication's working..." Dean whispers.
"GAH!!!!!" Lindsay shouts, making Sam and Dean scream, and run out of the house.
"Dammit Lindsay! You need to control yourself. Dean and I were supposed to watch Twilight New Moon today!" Brandey scolds to her.
"Yikes." Is all Lindsay can say.
"So what are you gonna do about Brendan?" Dean asks Sam, as they walk back into their apartment. "No idea. But I don't think I should be getting back with Lindsay, again."
"True that. But do you like Brendan?"
"I dunno..."
"Dammit Sam! You're supposed to be smart and have your feelings all figured out" Dean tells him.
"I know..."
Dean face palms. "Well whatever. Brandey and I were supposed to watch Twilight New Moon. But you breaking up with Lindsay sent her into a frenzy AGAIN and made us LEAVE! Thanks a lot."
"If that's the case, then I'm glad she made us leave."
That evening, Dean drops by the Weavers, to see Brandey. And hopefully watch Twilight New Moon, as well.
"Oh. Hello Dean." Lindsay greets, after she seems him standing on their porch.
"Hey. Is Brandey here?"
"No."
"Brandey! Your bath is ready!" They hear Susan call out.
"I'll be right there!"
"I can hear her!" Dean tells Lindsay.
"Rats" Lindsay mutters, before saying "If Sam and I can't see each other, then you and Brandey can't see each other either."
"Hey! That's not fair!" Dean whines.
"Yes it is!" Lindsay shouts in his face. He jumps.
"Are your meds not working, or are you just PMSing?"
"AAAAHHH!" She attacks his face, so that he can't see. He runs into the house, throwing her onto the kitchen table, where Gerald is sitting and reading peanuts comics.
"Lindsay! Don't be rude!" He scolds to her, as Dean runs upstairs.
"Dean!" Brandey smiles once she sees him, sitting in the bubble filled bathtub and holding a rubber duckey.
"Not so fast!" Lindsay yells, running into the room.
Brandey rolls her eyes. "Lindsay, leave."
"No! I will not allow you guys to see each other! It's the girl code!"
"It is not!" Brandey yells, splashing her with water.
She shrieks. "Whatever. I'm gonna go find Brendan."
"Why?" Dean asks. "Um, because he's the father of my child???" Lindsay asks him smartly.
"And, because-"
"Guys!" They hear Sam, before he runs into the room. "I've-"
He notices Brandey. "Oh hey Brandey. Nice duck!"
"Thanks!"
"Ugh! Get out of here!" Lindsay yells to him.
"No! You deserve to hear the truth, Lindsay."
"Well so do you," she starts.
"I like Brendan."
"I want Brendan back."
They both say at the exact same time.
"Oh snap!" Brandey yells, starting to splash around in the bath.
"Um, bitch, he was mine first" Lindsay tells Sam. "Well he's always liked me! He was just pretending to like you, and you've even said it yourself!" Sam protests.
"Guys?" Brendan calls out from downstairs. "Showtime" Brandey smiles.
"That's the channel Shameless airs on" says Dean.
"Enough with the Shameless, Dean!" Sam yells.
Brendan walks upstairs and into the room, but with someone else by his side.
"Who the hell is that?" Lindsay asks, frowning.
"This is my boyfriend-Castiel."
"Hi!" They smile.
"Yikes" Dean mutters.
"Aw, Brendan!" Brandey smiles, stepping out of the bath. "You've finally came out of the closet! I'm so proud of you!" She walks over to him, and gives him a big 'ol bear hug.
"Ah! Get your vagina away from me!" Brendan yells, pushing her away.
"And bring it over to me" Dean smiles.
"So this is the chick you got your sperm lost in?" Castiel asks.
"Yup. And that's Sam. Who I do not love."
"Bullshit!" Dean yells.
Brendan shushes him. "Guys, I've finally come to terms with who I am."
"Gay?" Lindsay asks.
"Yes, but I was going to say Brendan."
"No shit" Dean mutters.
"And I've decided to be a man, and stop being so afraid of the straights judging me. So I've decided to get a boyfriend. Isn't that great?!" He grins.
"This kid's gonna have some life" Dean mutters to Brandey. "Two daddies and one mommy? Damn!" She exclaims.
"No! Not damn! Brendan, I want you back" Lindsay tells him.
"Lindsay I'm gay."
"So there's still a chance for me?" Sam asks him hopefully.
"Sam I have a boyfriend."
"Not for long" Lindsay whispers.
"What?"
"Nothing. Scurry along. Nice meeting you Cameron."
"It's Castiel."
"Whatever bye." She pushes them out of the room, slamming the door in her face.
"Sucks to be you guys" Dean tells Sam and Lindsay.
"Shut up!" They scream to him.
"Oh, I feel so free!" Brandey smiles, shaking her boobs.
