Thank dragoncheesecake for the extremely bad/possibly cringe-worthy writing because I haven't written stupid fanfiction in ages. It was the only way to stop GoldenGoose from spreading ;-;
Goose: *walking down a road* Hmm. The restaurants are up that way. *Pauses*
.....
Goose: I guess it wouldn't hurt to say hi.
*Walks to the restaurants*
Goose: *deep breath* This is going to be sooo awkward. I haven't talked to them in what, four, five months? Maybe six or seven? Well, here we go....
*Creaks door open*
Foxy: GOOSE IS BACK!!!!!!!
Goose: WHAT THE--
Foxy: *Tramples Goose* WHY THE HECK DIDJA LEAVE US TO ROT WITH THE PRESCHOOLERS WE KILLED A BUNCH OF SECURITY GAURDS BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T HERE TO STOP US!
Goose: YOU WHAT
Foxy: WE KILLED DUDES I KILLED LIKE SIX
Goose: YOU CAN'T DIE IN GOOSEVILLE
Foxy: Oh no wonder it looked like I was killing the same guy over and over again...
Goose: GET OFF OF ME
Foxy: Oh sorry *Hops off* So what brings you back?
Goose: -The only way to get Cheesecake to shut up about GoldenGoose was to make another chapter- Oh uh I happened to be in town.
Foxy: Aren't you always in town?
Goose: yeeaaah.... hey is that pizza I smell?
Foxy: You walk into a pizzeria and ask if you smell pizza?
Goose: Oh right duh.
Foxy: WELL GET IN HERE!!
Goose: RIGHT K *gets butt in restaurant* *Looks around* Hey where is everybody?
Foxy: Well, Jacob is taking a day off, nobody comes to a pizzeria on a Wednesday, Chica is in the kitchen, and the other animatronics are in the maintenance room playing Rumi.
Goose: Why aren't you with them?
Foxy: I uh, I've been helping out at the other restaurants.
Goose: You wanted to hang out with FunTime Foxy??
Foxy: She prefers to be called Mangle, she thinks Toy Foxy is too long and FunTime Foxy sounds vaguely dirty.
Goose: .... Okay. I'm going to go say hi to Chica.
Foxy: Have fun, I'm going to go take a nap or something.
Goose: "Or something". Okay, boi! *Walks into the kitchen*
Chica: Goose! I never thought I'd see you again!
Goose: Hey Chica! Got a pizza I see?
Chica: Yup! want some?
Goose: Is it plain cheese?
Chica: No, it has pepperoni and sausage and onions on it.
Goose: I HAVE BEEN CRAVING PIZZA FOR DAYS GIMME IT
Chica: Whoa okay *Gives slice*
Goose: *Grabs whole pizza* *eats whole* DISH ISH GOO'
Chica: Well I was going to bring that in for the other but...
Goose: *swallows* Mmm I can help you if ya want.
Chica: Okay sure! *gets out ingredients shizz* So whats the name of the fandom you joined and left us?
Goose: 0.0'' U-uh Undertale?
Chica: Mhmm.
*awkward silence*
Goose: I graduated yesterday!
Chica: Awesome! How long did it take to get everyone?
Goose: .... 2 minutes.
Chica: haha you're kidding right?
Goose: There are five people including me in my class what do you think?
Chica: oh.
*More awkward silence*
Chica: WELL THE PIZZA IS DONE
Goose: We didn't even put it in the oven?
Chica: Goose anything is possible in the land of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Goose: OKAY
Goose and Chica: *Walk to maintenance room*
Goose: HOI PEEPS
Bonnie: GOOSE IS BACK!!!
Toy Chica: Oh my gosh! Hi Goose.
Goose: =^.^= HARRO EVERYONE
Freddy: YAS I JUST GOT TEN BUCKS!
........
Toy Bonnie: We aren't playing for money.
Freddy: No I just won a bet against Golden Freddy!
Goose: Which is what, me using a kawaii face?
Freddy: No, You coming back!
............
Goose: you bet about me coming back?
Freddy: uh................. yesh?
..........
Goose: HAHA SUCKS FOR GF I OUTSMARTED HIM!!!
Freddy and Goose: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone else: wh-what?
Goose: YALL ARE SLOW JUST KEEP DOING JU THANG IMMA GO NOA K BOI *Exits room*
Toy Freddy: .... What just happened?
Chica: .... I brought the pizza!
Toy Bonnie: FOOOOOOOD *face plants into pizza*
Chica: THATS THE SECOND TIME TODAY
HOI GUYS! Well, those of you who still thought I would continue this book. Honestly, I didn't plan too. My fnaf days were pretty much over, I'd moved onto Heavy Rain, Until Dawn, Undertale– I didn't think in everything if even want to come back. But I think I'll try for a while, get it started again and shtuffz. SORRY IF ITS SUPER AWKWARD AND STUPID IM TOTALLY OUT OF PRACTICE!!!!1!!1!! Aaaaanyways, tired of writing so I'll do a part two tomorrow. I made this N/A way too long. HAPPY SUMMER PEEPS!!!
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