~closed lel~
Ask and we answer! Ever wondered if the ships are true? How about how Mangle feels about being taken apart? Whatever you do, don't ask anything to Chica, she's a little- PIZZZZZA PIZZA PIZZZZZAAAAAA PIzza? PIZZA! Piiiiiiii zaaaaaaaa PAS...
Freddy: SHUT UP GOLDEN FREDDY WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!!!!
Golden Freddy: Hey, I'm just here for the fame. That, and to see you utterly fail.
Freddy: I'm not doing this, my contract expired.
Goose: b-but, we haven't done a dare in so long, please?
Freddy: ... Do I have to do it while everyone is still here?
Goose: oh yeah, everyone you can go back to your restaurants now.
Nightmare Fredbear: aww ;-;
All: *leaves*
Golden Freddy: I'm not paying for the hole in this wall btw
Goose: better?
Freddy: *stares at Golden Freddy*
Golden Freddy: OH NO THERE IS NO WAY IM LEAVING FOR THIS *takes out camera*
Freddy: I hate you
Goose: Freddy, you're boring me. Get on the unicycle.
Freddy: *picks up unicycle* okay... I'll try. *puts one foot on the pedal* One, two, three! *jumps and puts the other foot on a pedal, then immediately falls flat on his face*
Goose: *gasps* Freddy are you okay?!
Golden Freddy: BWAHAHA YOURE AN IDIOT
Freddy: MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE!!! *cries and rubs face*
Goose: is it broken?
Mangle: I can fix it :D
Freddy: ples do ;-;
Golden Freddy: *snickers*
Freddy: *while Mangle repairs his nose* Oh yeah?! You try it!!
Golden Freddy: No thanks, I'm good.
Goose: ... *evil glare*
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Golden Freddy: O.o okay okay fine I'll do it sheesh her face is ugly.
Goose: I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS IM PSYCIC REMEMBER Ò^Ó
Golden Freddy: H-Hey, I mean if you were ugly I wouldn't have dated you–
Goose: *hands Golden Freddy unicycle* do it now.
Golden Freddy: ... Okay.
Goose: *snaps finger*
Golden Freddy: wait why'd you sna–
*POOF*
*the surrounding area turns into literal hell and the ground is fire*
Golden Freddy: WHAT THE– OUCH MY FEET *Hops on the unicylce* AHHH *wheels away, then falls off* AHH MY FACE IT BURNS
Goose: High school is easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.
