~closed lel~
Ask and we answer! Ever wondered if the ships are true? How about how Mangle feels about being taken apart? Whatever you do, don't ask anything to Chica, she's a little- PIZZZZZA PIZZA PIZZZZZAAAAAA PIzza? PIZZA! Piiiiiiii zaaaaaaaa PAS...
Goose: *Completely socially accepted and put together* Man, being a sophomore is tough. I need a break from all this junk in life... *pulls out phone* youtube? Nah, I'm not up for another gameplay video of Doki Doki Literature Club... Minecraft? None of my friends are online... Wattpad? Eh, I don't really want to write Chelsea's Si-- HOLD THE FREAKING PHONE
Phone: * is currently being held* "@Dragoncheesecake added your story to their reading list"
Goose: ....
Phone: ....
Goose: .....
Golden Freddy: .....
Goose: .....
Golden Freddy: .....
Goose: HOW THE HECK DO YOU STILL EXIST?! *Jumps behind chair* I HAVEN'T READ ANY FANFICTION OF YOU AT ALL AND I DON'T CONSTANTLY WATCH THEORY VIDEOS ANYMORE AKSDJFBAK????
Golden Freddy: Goose, you knew you were never going to get away from us. You said so yourself four years ago.
Goose: ....
Golden Freddy: .....
Goose: *comes out from behind the chair* Okay... um. *coughs*
Golden Freddy: ... OH NO *Starts shaking Goose viciously*
Goose: WAIT WHAT HUH
Golden Freddy: WHAT DID THE PEOPLE DO TO THE GOOSE I USED TO KNOW!!!! TELL MEEEE!!!!
Goose: O-O" I'M JUST A TEENAGE GIRL THAT HAS BEEN TOUCHED BY THE EVILS OF THE WORLD DON'T HURT MEEEE!!!!
Golden Freddy: *stares dramatically into Goose's eyes* W-what about the times that we shared? What about the moments that we cared?
Goose: Whoa did you just rhyme?
Golden Freddy: ... yes?
Goose: Cool.
Golden Freddy: ...
Goose: ...
Golden Freddy: RED ALERT RED ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
*Alarms begin blaring from out of nowhere*
Goose: WAIT WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!
Golden Freddy: *Carries Goose to the first restaurant and sets her down in the security guard office chair, then duct tapes her to it*
Goose: GOLDEN FREDDY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING
Golden Freddy: EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!!
Chica: *Rubbing her eyes* Golden Freddy...? What's going on? *sees Goose* Goose is back?!?!
Foxy: *sprinting down the hall* DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY THAT GOOSE IS BACK???
Bonnie: *peaks in the door* ... WHAT DO YOU KNOW ITS MY FAVORITE AVES!!
Freddy: Goose is here? ... How come I'm always the last one to know things in my own Restaurant T^T
Goose: *Looking around* E-everyone?
Golden Freddy: Oh, that's not the half of it! *spins Goose's chair around so she faces the wall*
Goose: Um, Golden Freddy, why am I looking at a wall--
*Wall suddenly explodes*
Goose: O-O" WHAAAAAT?!??!
*As the rubble and dust settles, figures can be seen as dark shadows*
Goose: ... what?
*And there everyone was*
Mangle: GOOSE IS BACK!! :D
Marionette: GOOSE ITS BEEN SO LONG
Phantom Foxy: WHY THE F*** DID YOU TAKE SO F***ING LONG TO COME BACK
Fredbear: GOOSE I CAN SPEAK FREELY FOR MY PEOPLE NOW
NightMare Fredbear: Shut up.
Carl le Cupcake: ... :D
Springtrap: SEEING GOOSE HERE REALLY GETS ME FIRED UP ;DDD
Circus Baby: .... No, don't even.
Balloon Boy: Hi Goose! I missed you so much!
Nightmare Foxy: YOU STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN MY NIGHT IN FNAF 4
Lefty: *Incoherent Glitching*
Old Bonnie: I still don't have a new face after all this time ;o;
Goose: Everyone is here...
Golden Freddy: They sure are, Goose. Everyone is still here. And no matter how much you grow up and think you've lost your innocent sense of humor, the kid that lives inside you isn't ever going to go away.
Goose: (｡◕ o ◕｡) *eyes sparkling*
Golden Freddy: *Puts hand on Goose's back* Welcome back, short stuff.
Goose: :D IM BACK GEESE OF THE WORLD!!
All animatronics: YASSSSSSS!!!
Goose: GF! Get your notepad! We got interviews and dares to hold!!
Golden Freddy: y-you called me GF (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Bonnie: Hey, you already have one! *Shows Goose screen*
Goose: Huh? What do you mean?
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Freddy: HECK NO
Goose: Don't worry, I won't make you do it.
Freddy: *sigh of relief*
Goose: ... in this chapter.
Freddy: (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')
A/n What is this?! I updated?! Thats right everyone, Asks and Dares are temporarily open! I'm in a cancerous mood, so I'm ready to dig up my preteen obsessions and relax a little. Tbh I'm just sick of having to be all jazzy XD I want to be random and have a few chuckles. Fun fact: every so often I look back at this book and reread it (and cringe) for fun :p
