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Ticci Toby and Daga

Toby: Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Daga: no but it stung like a b***h when I crawled out from hell

Toby: Um.... Don't your feet hurt? You been running in my head all day

Daga: yes, they do, chasing people in there nightmares is hard work

Toby: your pants would look great on my bedroom floor

Daga: cool you can buy the same pair for $10 at target

Toby: well that was an EPIC fail

Daga: yep