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Jeff and Daga (long one)

Daga: So who's gonna win trump vs cline

Jeff: One of them will win. Either way, the country is a bit fucked

Daga: XD

Jeff: Its the truth, sadly

Daga: Id much rather see slenderman as present

Jeff: I would be Secretary of Defense

Daga: BEN in charge of online security

Jeff: Toby as Vice President

Daga: EJ in human reasorses

Jeff: Masky and Hoodie taking over drug trafficking

Daga: Spelderman taking over the school education system

Jeff: Offenderman helping rape victims

Daga: Trended helping people who have no fashion sense

Jeff: Sally creating new elementariness

Daga: Hobo heart helping the homeless

Jeff: Dr. Smiley tending the injured in wars

Daga: Bloody panter in charge of anything to do with art

Jeff: Judge Angels rules the courts

Daga: Herobrine in charge of construction

Jeff: Lost Silver creates Pokemon Go

Daga: LJ turns into willy wonder

Jeff: Dark Link is a video game maker

Daga: Smile Dog and Grinny Cat in charge of animal catchers

Jeff: Suicide Squidward runs Suicide Hotlines

Daga: Puppeteer runs Broadway

Jeff: Kagekao controls transport of wine

Daga: Clockwork opens franchise of clock stores

Jeff: Jane and Nina are the voice for feminists

Daga: Glitchy Red creates Pokémon devices

Jeff: Laughing Jill has store selling hardware tools. Plenty of chainsaws

Daga: With nurse Ann helping her

Jeff: The Rake is a top secret scientist in charge of nuclear testing

Daga: Liu runs a support group for people who have almost died

Jeff: Kate the Chaser works in underground mines