Daga: So who's gonna win trump vs cline
Jeff: One of them will win. Either way, the country is a bit fucked
Daga: XD
Jeff: Its the truth, sadly
Daga: Id much rather see slenderman as present
Jeff: I would be Secretary of Defense
Daga: BEN in charge of online security
Jeff: Toby as Vice President
Daga: EJ in human reasorses
Jeff: Masky and Hoodie taking over drug trafficking
Daga: Spelderman taking over the school education system
Jeff: Offenderman helping rape victims
Daga: Trended helping people who have no fashion sense
Jeff: Sally creating new elementariness
Daga: Hobo heart helping the homeless
Jeff: Dr. Smiley tending the injured in wars
Daga: Bloody panter in charge of anything to do with art
Jeff: Judge Angels rules the courts
Daga: Herobrine in charge of construction
Jeff: Lost Silver creates Pokemon Go
Daga: LJ turns into willy wonder
Jeff: Dark Link is a video game maker
Daga: Smile Dog and Grinny Cat in charge of animal catchers
Jeff: Suicide Squidward runs Suicide Hotlines
Daga: Puppeteer runs Broadway
Jeff: Kagekao controls transport of wine
Daga: Clockwork opens franchise of clock stores
Jeff: Jane and Nina are the voice for feminists
Daga: Glitchy Red creates Pokémon devices
Jeff: Laughing Jill has store selling hardware tools. Plenty of chainsaws
Daga: With nurse Ann helping her
Jeff: The Rake is a top secret scientist in charge of nuclear testing
Daga: Liu runs a support group for people who have almost died
Jeff: Kate the Chaser works in underground mines
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FanfictionJust some funny texts between the creepypastas (including my OC Daga)