Jeff and Jane

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Jeff: Why are you in a mood

Jane: Anger is a mood. Happiness is a mood. Sadness is a mood. You'll have to clarify.

Jeff: A bitchy, pissed mood. Are you on your period?

Jane: Thanks for assuming I'm on my period cause I'm having a bad day. Maybe at night when you're sleeping, I'll "assume" you're dead and bury you in shoeboxes in different backyards

Jeff: *backs away* you are, aren't you

Jane: You're so dead -_-

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