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Ticci Toby and Hoodie

Toby: Dude

Hoodie: Yeah?

Toby: I got a dog!

Hoodie: Nice, name?

Toby: Lunch...

Hoodie: What?? Why lunch?

Toby: So I can say, "hold on guys I'm gonna get lunch and when I come back they'll be expecting lunch but it will be a dog

Hoodie: You know sometimes I wonder what was going through Slendy's head when he pulled you out of that fire

Toby: You love me so shut up