Women: I'm mortified! I just had to butcher children today! I'm scarred for life!
Slendy: *Chuckles * there is nothing wrong with killing children I do it all the time also I think you may have the wrong number
Women: WTF I MEAN *CHICKEN! * NOT CHILDREN!!!! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER KILLS CHILDREN?
Slendy: I do
Women: -_- okay, I'm just gonna go now
BEN: *randomly hacks into the covanince *
BEN: you shouldn't have done that; you're met with a terrible fate haven't you? *kills the woman *
A.N if you have any funny ones just send me a msg and ill put it in the book
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Creepypastas funny text
FanfictionJust some funny texts between the creepypastas (including my OC Daga)
