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Tokyo Ghoul

Lets just assume that Kaneki is drunk (If thats even possible)

Kaneki: Manger!!

Manger: Yes? What is it Kaneki? It's 2 in the morning has something happened?

Kaneki: I CAN'T SEE FROM MY GHOUL EYE. IS THIS A SIDE EFFECT MANAGER??!?! AM I GOING TO DIE WHATS HAPPENING

Manger: ....

Manger: Kaneki have you tried removing your eyepatch

Kaneki: ...

Kaneki: Do I still get the day off tomorrow?