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Sinister Smile and Jeff

Jeff: What happened last night...?

s/smile: You were really drunk

Jeff: Babe I'm so sorry did I do something wrong again!?

s/smile: Nope :)

Jeff: What do you mean?

s/smile: You were so drunk, when I tried to give you a goodnight kiss you said "hey get off me I have a girlfriend"