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A drunk slendy part 2

Masky: *texting Splendy *

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Masky: Hey Splenderman we have a problem

Splendy: And what's that, can't you go to slendy

Masky: He is the problem have you seen the news

Splendy: No I haven't hold on

Masky: .....

Splendy: Oh crap, I see why you need my help now. I'll be there soon

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Daga: I think we should never let slendy get wasted ever again

Everyone: Agreed

Splendy: *teleports in with a past out slendy in his arms * I found him

~Time skip brought to you by EJ's medical supplies ~

Slendy: *slowly wakes up * ow my head what happened

Jeff: Dude you were awesome

BEN: BEST DRUNK EVER

Daga: Will you two stop that

Splendy: You got very drunk

S/smile: *slaps slendy across his non existent face*

Slendy: *looks around at everyone * what did I do?

Lost sliver: You stole all the octopus and squid from the fish markets, you then took them to the oceans

Stitch: W-w-when D-daga asked w-w-why y-you said "BECAUSE I'M AN OCTOPUS, I WANNA BE FREE AND SWIM IN THE OCEIN WITH MA BABYS"

BD: after we got you back here you ran off into the woods

Piper: you were flirting with a tree for 20 minutes, then you got down on one knee proposed to the tree then you walked away from the tree shouting "YOU'RE ALL THE SAME

Slendy: *puts his head in his hands * how could it get worse

Jeff: Hahaha well for you it did, for us it got more entreating. You ran into town and grabbed a little girl you started screaming "DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME"

Slendy: Oh Zalgo

Daga: You also started hugging me screaming "RON!!! RON WEASLEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" before dropping me and running into a wall trying to get to "platform 9 ¾"

Sally: and when you got home you were asking Grinny why he killed Mufasa