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A drunk Slendy

Daga: Hey has anyone heard from slendy this morning

Everyone: Nope

Daga: should we be worried about him

Jeff: I highly doubt it *turns on the TV *

Reporter: we are reporting live from this local fish market were wintinss are clamming the intruder stole all the octopus and squid from the stores. The man is decried as a tall male, with paper white skin and a lack of facile feachers.

BEN: Well this is new, do you think it's slendy?

Piper: shut up so we can find out

Reporter: They are some people clamed to see Slenderman from the game "Slenderman the eight pages and Slenderman the arrival" but the police department has yet to comment on this yet. It is still unsure why this one man has taken only the octopus and squid. More on this story as it unfolds

Hoodie: *turns off the TV * well that's new

Sliver: w-well w-we were drinking l-last night

Daga: I'm going to text him *pulls out her phone *

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Daga: hey slendy where r u????

Slendy: At the beach with all my baby octopus and squid

Daga: why??

Slendy: BECAUSE I'M AN OCTOPUS, I WANNA BE FREE AND SWIM IN THE OCEIN WITH MA BABYS

Daga: are you drunk or something??

Slendy: I don't know dose 30 bottles of vodka count as being drunk

Daga: Yes, very much so

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Toby: *reading over my shoulder * well we should get one of his brothers to go and get him

Masky: I'll text Splendy *pull's out his phone *

EJ: Good idea

Stitch: W-w-who's i-idea w-was i-it t-to get d-drunk in t-t-the f-first p-place

Everyone looks at Ray

Ray: *shrugs *

A.N Should I do a part 2 to this comment down below