Creepypastas funny text

Liu and Daga

Daga: Dude! You were so drunk last night!!

Liu: Your joking I barely drank

Daga: you yelled "THIS IS SPARTA" then kicked Jeff off the porch!

Liu: Dude, that happens every other day...

Daga: Well do you do it naked, with a pot on your head, and a shovel in your hand?

Liu: -_-