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Jeff and Liu

Jeff: I really wanna go out with her

Liu: Ok then, we will need some gloves, garbage bags and some bleach

Jeff: Liu, we don't need to knock her out just bring her back to the mansion. I'm not that bad looking you know

Liu: ......Jeff I'm saying that we have to clean the mansion because it's a mess

Jeff: ........ I totally knew that...

Liu: *facepalm *