Rise of the Elements

Chapter 38: Caught Ya'

I ran through the gates, just as they were about to close. It was REALLY creepy here. I saw that he had people try to rebuild his dungeon (what a moron). Apparently (roll eyes here), they couldn't do that because of the problem that the basement, is crushed under all of the other stories, and that is my best guess as to why I am walking through a bunch of bodies with hammers and chisels. This guy is a JERK! He didn't even have the decency to bury all the poor people he angrily murdered. These poor people.

So! When I got in, there was a GIANT throne room, and a HUMONGOUS throne, decorated with rubies, sapphires, emeralds, peridots, amber, and so many other gems of thousands of different colors, shapes, and sizes, that only Pepto would know the names of.

Oh! Oh, no! I forgot to leave the guys a note! Dang it! They are probably worried sick (with the exception of Pepto, he is afraid of me).

Back to exploring, stealing, and finding. The bigger throne had ALL THAT, and was most likely made of the rotting bones of his victims, or ivory. The little throne, that sat to the left, was a wooden rocking chair, with a pink diamond where a person's head should go, and a purple cloth was thrown gently onto the seat of it. "What a jerkface." I mumbled. Someone must have heard me, because I heard footsteps down the two hallways. I teleported to his room, to steal a couple things, but my main goal, was to find the Ripped Page.

When I got there, I entered a gorgeous, polished place, with a diamond/crystal chandelier, small chests of gems, and a jacuzzi. It was AWESOME! I need to request some of this for my royal room after the war.

Ok, now to trash it all! I checked his dresser drawers first, all fancy, ugly 1700's cloths. Then, I looked in the chests and kind of grabbed a few precious gems. I looked around some more, and found a locket. I grabbed it, hoping to have the time to look at it later. I turned around to find this. A big fat man (who was actually in pretty good shape, but I like calling people I hate "fat") lying in the extended king size bed. EEWW! He's drooling!!!!

To find that page I checked:

In the jacuzzi

Chandelier

Toilet

Buffet table and dishes (his food is good.)

Underneath his bed

Under his pillow (EEWWWW DROOL!)

In all of the big and little and medium sized drawers that he owned.

In the pockets of his ugly clothes.

I EVEN read through his diaries.

Finally, I was done looking, for the thing I haven't fou-. Wait.

I saw a small page, sticking out from two bumps in his bed. I walked over and made sure that he was still sleeping, with a little bit (or the whole bottle) of sleeping potion (maybe he'll sleep for a hundred years!!!!). I walked back over to the page. Just to make sure, I sniffed in. OOHHH EEWW! I gagged, and my eyes filled to the brim with smelly tears. I couldn't breath. He turned over, and I ducked down... maybe I gave him the waking potion instead! I did make those two at the same time. When I looked back up, the page was nowhere to be seen. Maybe when he rolled- oh no. This is definitely going to be one of those moments, that will scar me for LIFE. I ironically found a gas mask sitting by his bed. I went in. I pulled him over, and puked a little in my mouth. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS GUY SHOWERED?! I saw the page and grabbed it. Miss. I hit his butcheek. I tried again, paper and butcheek. This is probably waking him up.

I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!! I teleported to the other side of the door, and kissed the page. Bad idea on my behalf. I ran back to the throne room, and near the gates, to see three silhouettes around the corner.