Rise of the Elements

Chapter 47: Pranked!

"Hey, you wanna go mess with Elementar with me?" I asked.

"Who would EVER want to miss that?" Julie responded.

"Just like old times!"

"Yup, the Greenwood twins killed it with our pranks in the old days!"

"Yeah," I said, "remember when we were, like 2, and we tricked our parents into thinking that one of us had run off, when really I was covering for you, while you got us ice cream?!" We cracked up.

"Oh yeah!" Julie replied. "Or, do you remember when we pranked Ariel, and hid all of the fans in my closet and rigged the A/C so it was always 95 degrees!"

"HAHAHAHA!" We cracked up again.

Ariel walked in, "Is there something you guys are up to?" she asked.

"Nope!" we said in unison. I grabbed my coat, and Julie grabbed hers.

Arm in arm, we cracked up all the way there.

"Ok, we have arrived, your majesty." Julie spoke with a cheesy British accent, and bowed so her hair flipped over.

"Thank you govnuh'!" I replied in an equally as cheesy voice, I stepped on her knee and then down, onto the dark ground.

"So, what are we gonna do?"

"Well, for my research project on Elementar, I found out that his lunch on Wednesdays is Jelly Egg Nougat!" Julie responded.

"EWWW!" I said. "Maybe I can turn invisible and mess with his food, and his table and chairs, then you can be there and help me!"
"Thats a good idea." Julie whispered back, as we walked closer and closer to his dark fortress.

"You could always loosen the bolts in his chair, and use telekinesis on his silverware, or inject a fart potion in his food, flip his food over, or his him in the face with food, OO! I got it... Fill his food with dead fish, uncooked, non-fileted." Julie said.

"Brilliant!" I marveled back in a whisper.

We checked the doorknob to find the door unlocked. We ducked down, and snuck inside.

I turned invisible and held Julie's hand as she slowly faded away too.

This is so cool. Being back inside his stupid castle without having to worry about being caught because nobody can see me! It was awesome.

Julie pulled me around the castle until we got into the kitchen. She left me to go mess with the things in the actual dining room, and she messed with the food. She put in lots of potions that could potentially embarrass or hurt him.

I loosened lots of the screws in the tables and chairs, and I even took off one leg from each chair and made a big tower on the table. I knew that mean, uncoordinated man thing would never be able to balance on it.

Ahh, this is the life.

That is when they came in the room, chanting things in a different language. Why is it always in a different language?

I ducked under the table, only to realize that... "I am invisible"

Everyone stopped. They looked around. I heard some soft murmurs across the room, asking where that came from, and "did you hear anything?" and "What was that?". I thought to myself, whoops.

Julie crawled from the kitchen, to under the table with me. She snickered as she covered her mouth, so she wouldn't be heard. "I injected peanut butter in his food!" Julie laughed.

"So?" I asked.

"I kind of looked through his medical records. It also said he was allergic to children!"

"We better get out of here!" I whispered.

"Agreed." she replied.

Julie opened a mini portal and we crawled inside, leaving a small audio recording device behind. Just to hear his reaction.