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Chance Me FM x DM

 "Guys, where did I put my can?" J-Dog asked his band members. They had gotten together to celebrate yet another week of Hollywood Undead, they didn't know why they celebrate the weeks, probably because of the fact that they use this to get wasted.

"On the shelf right behind you, my amazing friend" Danny told him with a really big smile on his face. Jorel turned around and saw that Danny had been right, it was behind him. "I don't remember it being there" He said to himself as he retrieved his can. He decided to down the rest of it and this ended up in half of it being poured all over him as Matt knocked his arm whilst cuddling up to him.

"Are you shitting me? I wanted that, you know?" Jorel said whilst rolling his eyes when Matt suggested the most random idea ever.

"Let's play monopoly" Matt said and everybody laughed apart from Johnny, who just glared at Matt as if it were his can that got spilt. "Dudes, I'm being serious, let's play monopoly" Charlie and Funny Man fell over due to laughing too hard and Danny was just smiling and nodding like it was the best idea ever. "Whatever you say man" J-Dog said and Johnny jerked his head up and down, reluctantly agreeing.

And so they played Monopoly, forgetting momentarily that they are drunk and would almost definitely fuck it all up. Danny offered to go grab the monopoly board but every time he went to stand up, his boyfriend would pull him down and they would start laughing. After about five tries to get up, Danny gave up on getting the monopoly board and just started kissing Dylan. Matt refused to get the game board because he didn't want to let go of J-Dog and J-Dog used this as an excuse to not get up because he knew that if he were to try and get up, it would end up with him falling back down on top of Matt who would use it to get closer to J-Dog. So this left Charlie Scene and Johnny3Tears to work it out between them and after being glared at by Johnny, Charlie was the one who ended up going to grab the game board from the cupboard underneath the stairs of Danny's house.

As Charlie started setting up the game, Funny Man and Johnny3Tears started arguing over the game pieces and who could be the small dog. In the end, Funny Man was the small dog, but only if he went and retrieved more beer from the kitchen.

The game started and J-Dog was well on his way to monopolizing the board, until the alcohol he drank started catching up with him. As he ran to the bathroom for the second time in ten minutes, he handed the ropes of his houses to the one who was possibly one of the worst at monopoly. By the time J-Dog had come back, he had lost half of the money he had gathered and two of his houses.

"Jordan, I said look after my stuff not give it away" He said sternly to Charlie, who looked up and grinned at J-Dog. "Ooopseys, my bad." He said back, dragging the Oops slightly longer than was deemed necessary. Charlie noticed that J-Dog was all sweaty and figured what happened and just grinned. "Gutted" He said and they went back to the game.

After about half an hour, J-Dog had given up on playing as he couldn't keep anything down any more and yet he kept drinking. Matt also gave up so that he could stay with Jorel to help him and to keep clinging to him. Danny had spent the last half hour telling them all how awesome they were and how much he loved them all individually and as a group. They ended up with Funny Man taking the lead with Johnny close behind him. Charlie went bankrupt and had to mortgage everything he had. And Danny was well on his way to joining Charlie except that he kept ending up in Jail.

At one point, Danny had landed on London which was owned by Johnny, who didn't realize that it was his as he was busy glaring at Charlie who couldn't stop giggling like a little kindergarten kid.

"George, My dear friend. I landed on you" Danny told him, making Charlie and Funny Man crack up at his choice of words. "I know how to play, fucking hell" George snapped at Danny, who happily handed over the last of his money. "Why are you smiling like that, are you cheating?" George meanly questioned Danny who kept smiling at him. "No, I'm just thinking how amazing you are, you really are amazing you know that, right?" Danny asked and Johnny snapped. He stood up and threw a punch that connected with Danny's chin. Danny fell back and backed away in shock. His eyes filled up with tears and his bottom lip started wobbling.