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Sing JD x DM

As J-Dog snapped out of his dozing, he heard giggling coming from the back of the tour bus. He recognised the giggling immediately as Danny's and knew that the newest band member was pissed.

"Fuck me" Jorel muttered to himself as he rolled out of his bunk. He loved Danny to the moon and back but it has always annoyed him that Danny can only admit his love when he is drunk. "Outside the window just to watch you as you sleep" Danny was singing as Jorel shuffled into the back room.

As Jorel looked over to Danny, he saw that Danny had found a lion onesie from somewhere and was dancing in the middle of the room to an imaginary tune in his head. "Danny, what the fuck are you wearing?" Jorel asked loudly, causing Danny to jump a mile into the air and splashing his drink all over himself. Danny turned around carefully, mainly because he was way too pissed to see straight, and saw Jorel standing in the doorway, confused as fuck.

"I am a lion" Danny sang at him and fell over laughing as Jorel face planted his hands. "Come on, Danny, we need to get you to bed" Jorel said calmly and walked over to where Danny was struggling to stand up without aid.

"NO! I am a lion!" Danny cried as Jorel helped Danny stand up. "All lions need sleep, and now it's time for Danny the lion to go bed" Jorel said to Danny with a huge grin on his face as he was certain that if Danny was in his right mind right now then Jorel would more than likely get decked for being so patronising. Jorel then grabbed hold of the tail on Danny's onesie and laughed as Danny tried to stumble away only to be pulled back by Jorel.

"Come on, little lion, bed time" Jorel repeated and started to drag Danny out of the back room and towards the bunks area. "NO! I am a lion!" Danny cried again and then took another swig of the beer he is still carrying in his hands whilst trying his best to pull out of Jorel's grip on his tail.

"And I want to be free!" Danny screamed and Jorel just huffed in annoyance. "Bed now!" He ordered sharply and just held onto Danny's tail in the tightest grip he could manage. Just as Jorel was close to getting Danny to his bunk, the tail on Danny's onesie snapped off and Danny went flying forwards as Jorel fell backwards into the bunk.

"Love you Jay, I really do, but I am a lion and now I'm free!" Danny called whilst running off giggling. "Fuck!" Jorel exclaimed and threw the tail to the ground in frustration whilst struggling to get back on his feet. He could see a man sized lion running out of the front of the bus and exclaimed again as he rushed to catch up with the drunken one.

"Danny! Slow down!" Jorel shouted and he heard giggling in response coming from behind the bus. As he walked around to where he heard the giggling come from, a flash of light brown went by him in the dark and was followed by a "Love you Jay".

"Fucking hell Danny" Jorel muttered and once again rushed off after the lion. After searching around for a few minutes looking for the lost and drunken lion, he decided to just stay still and silent and he figured that he would more than likely hear his crushes giggles.

And it turns out he was right. "Sorry, Jordy, I love Jay and so I have to hide from him." He heard Danny say from near the front of the bus and then two sets of deep laughter followed and Jorel couldn't help the deep scarlet blush that followed.

"Danny!" Jorel screamed and the laughter started up again and he heard Danny exclaim as he realized who was calling him. "Shit, gotta love you and leave you sadly" Danny cried and just as Jorel reached the front of the bus, he had ran off again.

As Jorel reached the part where Danny was prior to his running off, he found Charlie Scene and Funny Man clutching their sides in pain as they were both caught up in their laughing fits that much that they were getting stitches.