Hollywood Undead oneshots

That's how we roll!! FM x Everyone

!!!WARNING SMUT!!!

"One more shot then it's time to go

Smoke these joints then I'm out the door

Chug so hard and sip patrol

Hit that spot till you lose control

You dial I go I don't know

Bitch you must be off your dole

Fresh new FUCK!!!" Dylan exclaimed as he forgot the next words to his verse in Party by Myself. He has been working all week, trying to hit his parts with perfection but he always managed to fuck it up some how or other. "Fucking hell, why can't I just fucking rap perfectly?" He snapped at himself as he paced the floor of his kitchen in frustration.

He heard it as the guys walked into his place, talking loudly over one another and he rolled his eyes in adoration as he thought about how lucky he was to be with them all.

"Funny Man! AKA King Kong, where the fuck are you?" He heard Jorel shout from the hallway and Dylan just remained silent, almost hoping that they would just leave and forget he ever existed. No such thing happened and Dylan was happy because he really did love them all, he just hated himself and all the patterns on his wrists and hips.

Danny popped up in the doorway to the kitchen and smiled as he found Dylan leaning against his sink. "He's in the kitchen!" Danny shouted and grabbed Dylan's hands before dragging him out of the room. Dylan let Danny pull him out, almost reluctantly, and shook his head in wonder at the mental state of his youngest, but still older than him, boyfriend. "What are you up to?" Dylan asked and Danny just grinned.

Danny pulled Dylan into the lounge where the others where all waiting and grinned as they saw him. They were hiding something behind their back and Dylan frowned at them all. "Please don't tell me you've broken something" Dylan begged them and they all laughed and shook their heads at him. The four of them moved to the side and showed Dylan what they were hiding. It was the new keyboard that Dylan had been eyeing up for so long. It had all the coolest sounds and gadgets on it and Dylan just stared at it as though he couldn't believe his eyes. Danny pushed Dylan forward and Dylan walked over to the keyboard and moved his hands over the instrument as though it were a lover.

"What the, how the hell did you managed to get this?" Dylan asked as he inspected it with longing in his eyes. "We put our earnings together and bought it for you, we wanted you to know how much we all love you, Dilly and none of us could think of a better way than to buy you the instrument of your dreams" George said as he walked up behind Dylan and wrapped his arms around him. "Oh my god, thank you so much" Dylan whispered as tears of joy ran down his cheeks. He didn't think he would ever be able to get his hands on such a beautiful object.

"Your welcome Dilly, now play some tune for us" Danny said and they all went to sit down on the couch, including George, as Dylan familiarised himself with the keyboard. "Freeze" Dylan said and they all grinned as they figured out what he was going to say next. "At ease" He added and grinned himself as he prepared to play. "Let Funny Man bang on these keys" And at that he let out the sickest sounds they have heard from a keyboard and were all clapping and grinning as Dylan played on. He created some groovy tune and was swaying with the music that eventually came to an end. And when it did finish, Danny ran up to Dylan and captured him in a passionate kiss.

Dylan pushed Danny backwards towards the couch and Danny grinned against Dylan's lips. Danny pulled away and moved out of the way as George came up behind Dylan and turned him around before pushing him down on the couch. Danny laughed and then climbed on top of Dylan before being pulled down into another kiss.

Danny went to pull Dylan's top off but Dylan stopped him and suddenly moved Danny off him and walked out of the room. Danny looked hurt as he felt rejected and Jordan immediately went to confront Dylan. "What's your problem, Danny didn't do anything wrong" Jordan demanded as he followed Dylan out of the room and back into the kitchen. "Jordan, don't" Danny said as he followed them both. "I didn't say he did, so fucking back off!" Dylan snapped as he went into the fridge and pulled out a can of soda. He leaned against the sink again and downed the can as Jordan stormed out of the room and Danny stood in the door way.